Kendra Is The Pimp And The Ho

May 6, 2010 / Posted by:

Kendra Wilkinson dramatically threw her hand over her forehead and cried about how she was devastated to learn that a sex tape she made years ago is about to be made public through Vivid Entertainment. Kendra is trying to kill the tape before it gets released, but Radar is saying that she tried to peddle that same tape over a year ago.

Yes, Kendra tried to leak her own tape. In the industry they call that “A Paris Hilton.” They also call it “A Kim Kardassian.” And “A Pamela Anderson.” And “A (insert the name of your favorite fuck tape star here).” A celebwhore trying to extend their 15 minutes by extending their vagina all over a penis on camera is a story as old as Larry King.

Radar got a hold of a few documents that prove that Kendra and her people were in the process of whoring the tape out to the highest bidder before she got married to Hank Baskett and birthed their baby. Kendra wanted complete control of how the tape would be edited before they sold it.

Who knows if Kendra is part of this latest leak, but if she is then she’s putting on her fake game face, because her lawyer is still trying to wrestle the tape out of Vivid’s permanently spermy hands. Vivid refuses to let go and plans to show Kendra in all her glory later this month.

Kendra probably got cold vag about the tape after marrying Hank and getting knocked up. Maybe she doesn’t want her kid to see her giving a demonstration on how he was made (ugh). But honestly, knowing that everyone has seen his mother getting down on the peen isn’t going to force him into a life of therapy and anti-depressants. Listening to Kendra’s “Elmer Fudd with brain damage” laugh all day will hold that honor.

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