Jenna Jameson And Baby Huey Call The Whole Thing Off

If you stopped caring about this story two snaps after it broke, just focus on Apollonia’s bodacious titty area in the picture above.

Jenna Jameson and her husband Tito Ortiz have backed away from the allegations they both made on Monday. Jenna claimed she suffered two torn ligaments after Baby Huey tossed her into a tub. Baby Huey claimed Jenna was cracked out on OxyContin at the time. Well, now lawyers for both sides have labeled it a “misunderstanding.”

Jenna says: “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”

Baby Huey is now saying that he should’ve never accused Jenna of being high on OxyContin. He jumped to conclusions after finding two pills in the house.

A source tells TMZ that Baby Huey would’ve lost his UFC contract worth millions of dollars if he was charged with domestic abuse.

Baby Huey and Jenna can kindly take their bows now and exit stage left. CURTAIN DOWN. Then they need to use some of their millions to buy a handful of clues. Shit, while they’re at it, they should buy me one too. Obviously, I need one since I’ve been posting about them over and over again during the past few days. Wait, can I trade my clue in for those two OxyContin pills?