Jenna Jameson And Baby Huey Call The Whole Thing Off

April 29, 2010 / Posted by:

If you stopped caring about this story two snaps after it broke, just focus on Apollonia’s bodacious titty area in the picture above.

Jenna Jameson and her husband Tito Ortiz have backed away from the allegations they both made on Monday. Jenna claimed she suffered two torn ligaments after Baby Huey tossed her into a tub. Baby Huey claimed Jenna was cracked out on OxyContin at the time. Well, now lawyers for both sides have labeled it a “misunderstanding.”

Jenna says: “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.”

Baby Huey is now saying that he should’ve never accused Jenna of being high on OxyContin. He jumped to conclusions after finding two pills in the house.

A source tells TMZ that Baby Huey would’ve lost his UFC contract worth millions of dollars if he was charged with domestic abuse.

Baby Huey and Jenna can kindly take their bows now and exit stage left. CURTAIN DOWN. Then they need to use some of their millions to buy a handful of clues. Shit, while they’re at it, they should buy me one too. Obviously, I need one since I’ve been posting about them over and over again during the past few days. Wait, can I trade my clue in for those two OxyContin pills?

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61 responses to “Jenna Jameson And Baby Huey Call The Whole Thing Off”

  1. zomay says:

    Apollonia is still hot.

  2. suze says:

    I predicted via a posting the other day that Dana White was going to weigh on on this – looks like he did.

    Tex Perkins.
    Google him you dumb fuck!

  3. madam s. says:

    We’ll be seeing this scenario again with these two. And I think Apollonia needs to put an ice pack on her boobs… it looks like she’s having an allergic reaction to something.

  4. catholicschoolgirl says:

    The story always changes once everyone sobers up (and realizes what they have to lose). Damn shame for the kids involved.

  5. stake_spike says:

    When he hit her she said something to the fact that he had never done it before, she had never seen him get angry and she hoped it would work out between them so I never figured they would end it.

    Dude flipped because he jumped to conclusions, she got side tracked with the paps, he got pissed she was talking and then they both fucked themselves. Now no one’s going to give two fucks because they both wanted to outdo each other by making the other look bad. When really they enver intended to fuck each othr over in the first palce.

  6. mike says:

    Submitted by zomay on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 5:41pm.

    Apollonia is still hot.

    Vanity was always #1 in my book, but Apollonia has eclipsed her with age. Vanity’s all fat and Jesus-y now.

  7. jim says:

    ATTENTION WHORES!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN ORANGE COUNTY, MAKE THESE 2 FUCKS PAY ALL THE FUCKING BILLS FOR THIS PUBLICITY STUNT!

  8. NovaNightly says:

    I fucking agree with you 100% Jim!!!!!

    Fucking fuckers!! Faking this shit for attention. I think there was even a blind item about a couple that was gonna fake some drama for attention.

    BINGO!

    ^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

  9. babybunny says:

    o.k. so we don’t have to see them for a while until Jenna needs to feel significant again…what a looozer…and fake…she is so transparent…and without a doubt using drugs…he probably is too, she just used the last of the stuff, he got mad and pushed her…just like the little babies they are…dumb ass turds!!

  10. johnnysgirl says:

    What-the-fuck-ever.

    Relatedly, I was recently watching the retardation that is Insane Clown Posse’s “Miracles” over on youtube, and and noticed that some juggalo commenter spelled oxycontin “oxy cotton.” Another said that people should quit hating and just focus on the message which was to “not take shit for granite.”

    I almost peed myself laughing! hee heeeeeeeee

    …………………………………………..
    If you have to preface a statement with “Not to be a total prude, but…” YOU ARE A TOTAL PRUDE.

  11. shandiRW says:

    DRAMA! and why can i totally play out how this scenario/conversation may have gone down (pun!) in my head?! I NEED A HOBBY!

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    “And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I’m just slutty.” ~Margaret Cho

    “This is supposed to be about delicious booze!” ~MK

  12. Kerfuffles says:

    So it’s looking like Tito did it and Jenna withdrew the charges because it’d mean she would lose her cash cow?

    Yikes. I think I’m going to choose to believe it was a “misunderstanding” because if it weren’t, it’s major fucked up.

  13. zomay says:

    mike,

    ;o

  14. Da Truff says:

    Even after repeated blows to the head, I would still have the common sense to never marry a hooker/porn star. And even if I was that mentally incapacitated, my buddies would have the good sense to give her a stack of Benjies and send her packing. And if that didn’t work, kill the bitch and bury her in the dessert for me.

    Tito’s bros really let him down on this one. I blame them.

  15. Wood Dragon says:

    I’m trying to work up some energy to care

    Nope, couldn’t do it.

  16. Goldshift says:

    it worked out so well for both parties, then didn’t it? he’s going to keep his contract worth million$ and she gets to keep snorting Oxy’s to deal w/ the pain of a double miscarriage and scarring from the HP virus.

  17. Zambonie says:

    Meeeeeeeeeeat Faaaaaaaaaaaaace

  18. Morbidosity says:

    There for a minute I thought I cared, but it was only gas.

    ________________________________________
    Submitted by Michael K on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 9:33am.

    I wish I had something to suck on. Love you all like a dildo. Even the ghost chasers (I’m looking at you, you dumb bitch Morbid).

  19. madam s. says:

    I’m going to start a band called “Fat & Jesus-y”.

  20. Evil_Cupcake says:

    Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 6:32pm.
    I’m going to start a band called “Fat & Jesus-y”

    55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

    I wanna play the harp!

  21. Evil_Cupcake says:

    Shouldn’t Gloria Allred be involved in this fuckery somehow by now?

  22. caprica six says:

    disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.

    so much for wishing something extraordinary would happen today *snark* =P

    === “…Find…And Fulfill…Your Destiny…” ===

  23. angel_i says:

    Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 6:59pm.

    disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.
    **************************************

    EQUALS!:

    A career in the music industry!

    http://www.deathandtaxesmagazine.com/?p=11111

    ♥ Threadkilla!
    BRING BACK THE BOOT MOVES!~:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3AvJtWuUA

  24. SashaBug says:

    Yea, if I had been fucked as many times as Jenna, I’d be on OxyContin too.
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    So why are we all here again?

  25. babybunny says:

    Da Truff

    Ha…if you are going to bury a ho like this in a dessert…make sure it is covered by mucho whipped cream and cherries…(to avoid the stench)…but I would much rather bury her in the desert…(sorry but I couldn’t resist that!!)

  26. caprica six says:

    Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 7:20pm.

    Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 04/29/2010 – 6:59pm.

    disasters, denials, curtains, porn, jumping to conclusions, oxycontin, misunderstandings, titties, bruising, $$$, babies and clues.
    **************************************

    EQUALS!:

    A career in the music industry!

    http://www.deathandtaxesmagazine.com/?p=11111
    ___________________________________________

    “….In an interview with LadieZ Night, Jameson claims to have gotten involved with singing early on in her career…”

    flmao, i’d have loved to witness the classy LadieZ Night interview. where was this interview? at a back alley free clinic? bet anything that this classy mag or whatever is owned by the same peeps that did the genius hailey potted-plantman ‘Steppin out’ treat.

    ugh-a-rama

    === “…Find…And Fulfill…Your Destiny…” ===

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