Hot Slut Of The Day!
January 22, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Since season one of Jersey Shore has come to a close, I feel like it is only fitting that we pay tribute to the most important, compelling, authentic, natural, articulate, intelligent, and attractive character on that show: THE DUCK PHONE!
You know every time Snooki hears a quack, her poof deflates like a two week old wart. VIVA LA DUCK PHONE! Here’s hoping that after the Duck Phone finishes cleansing itself at a Hazmat facility, MTV gives it a spin-off show. Duck Phone of Love!
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