Afternoon Crumbs

January 14, 2010 / Posted by:

John Mayer’s continues to make his signature “seizure while orgasming” face in Amsterdam. This is also what it looks like when Hugh Hefner jizzes moth balls. – Lainey Gossip

Um. How about Brooke Hogan instead? – Just Jared

Ashley Green is shoving her nipple in your eye again – Egotastic!

Speaking of Ashley Green shoving a nipple in an eye, it looks like her dog is a victim of that – Hollywood Tuna

Posh’s spokeswhores are working overtime – Holy Moly!

Turtles are kinky (Note: This is not a Russell Simmons post) – Towleroad

Ben Affleck’s Jon Hamm impersonation – Popsugar

This Is News: Katy Perry is on her period – I’m Not Obsessed

Kiefer Sutherland dressed up like a 90s teenage girl for Letterman – Celebitchy

Even Brit Brit thinks she’s special needs – Cityrag

Katharine McPhee and her butterhair on ShapePopoholic

Courtney Love is going to sue over her daughter’s custody. Good luck with that. – ICYDK

RPattz is not Spider-ManSocialite Life

The Asian RiRi does it better – Hollywood Rag

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