The One Where Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema On A Tiny Raft

January 6, 2010 / Posted by:

If Tommy Girl starred in a re-worked version of Castaway, it would look something like this clip from tonight’s Man vs. Wild.

Bear Grylls demonstrates what you should do if you ever find yourself dehydrating to death on a tiny raft in the middle of the ocean. You know, I’m all for gargling fetid (Google is our fweeeend) water with my ass to keep from dying a slow death, but where is this tube supposed to come from? Bear didn’t say anything about catching a whale with my bare hands and then ripping out its veins with my teeth to use as a tube. Note to self: Always have a tube in your ass.

And I’d like to think that the cameraman slowly sipped on an iced coffee while filming Bear rinsing out his colon.

via WOW Report

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