Levi Will

October 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s a quick update on Levi Johnston’s dick flashing situation. His manger Tank tells TMZ that Levi is getting his peen ready for its close-up, because it will be smiling for Playgirl’s cameras: “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.”

Tank went on to say that Levi will take all his panties off for Playgirl on November 16th. That happens to be the same day his kid’s memaw, Sarah Palin, appears on Oprah for the first time.

You don’t have to worry about jizzing up your monitor, because Playgirl plans to put out a special print edition (they are currently online only) of Levi’s spread just in time for Christmas.

Levi can finally stop with the teasing. For the past couple of weeks he’s been farting about how he may or may not bring the dick to the party. One minute, the tip is peeking out and the next minute, it’s nestling back in his pants. Seriously, it felt like the longest first date EVER.

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Tags: Big Ones, Peen, Small Ones, Why Are You Pulling My Dick?

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