Sean Penn Plays A Little Game Of “Kick The Pap”

October 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Sean Penn might be in a little bit of trouble after he allegedly karate kicked and hit at a pap who tried to photograph his ass while he was leaving the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday. The pap who goes by the name of Jordan Dawes says that Sean, who looks like he was wearing a Jeff Spicoli wig at the time, went crazy on his ass a few times before getting in his car and busting out of the scene.

TMZ says that Jordan immediately filed a police report against Sean.

If you’re a pap and Sean Penn comes around the corner, you better put on a helmet and pray for the power of Greyskull to be with you, because bitch don’t play. Look at his old ass busting out a SPARTAAAA kick on that pap! The best part is that he’s not letting anything happen to that bag of food he’s holding. Sean must have spent time at the abuelita training camp, because memaws are masters when it comes to beating your ass with one hand while stirring a pot of food with the other.

And if the pap wanted to get Sean off of him, he should’ve just thrown a fake 8 ball or a rubber vagina at him. That’ll keep Sean busy for a few quick seconds.

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