Hot Slut Of The Week: Sandra Rinomato

Birthday: May 6, 19something
Age: ?
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 7, 2009
Claim to Fame: Sandra Rinomato has been selling houses in Toronto, Canada for over 12 years. Homegirl got her own show in Canada called Property Virgins (Property Vaginas to you and me) where she tries to help hos buy their first home. The show also plays in the US on HGTV. Needless to say, I’m hooked like a crackhead.

Where is she now? Pimping out houses, duh.

Why is she HS of the Week? I really thought I was the only one who was addicted to this shit, but after receiving tons of e-mails (aka 4) from hos who also share my love for Sandra, I realize that I’m not alone. How can you not love Sandra? Sandra knows how to give a subtle side-eye when a dumb bitch complains about how the house isn’t new enough or the bathroom tile is fugly.

You know, a few weeks ago, I saw this episode which made me want to defend Sandra’s honor. Some stupid ass boy was buying his first place. Dude wanted a duplex and not for a lot of money. Sandra did all the work, showed him exactly what he asked for and helped him find the perfect place. Well, he turned around and bought that shit behind her back. Dude shanked her in the back! Sandra is a lady, so she didn’t beat him something good, but you know the house Gods frowned up that shit! You know that when he opened the door to his brand new house for the first time after receiving the keys, the whole thing crumbled into a pile of dust. You don’t eff with Sandra.