Samantha Burke Is The Mother!

July 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Call off the search (I’m shouting that to an empty room)!!! The mother of Jude Law’s fourth baby friend has been revealed and it’s not Rachel McAdams’ sister (cue Rachel busting into Bro Franklin’s offering time dance). The woman Jude sprinkled his seed in is 24-year-old model/actress/Tool Time Girl reject Samantha Burke.

Sources say DNA tests confirmed that the baby is in fact Jude’s. Samantha’s attorney released this statement to TMZ: “Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”

TMZ also found Samantha’s lonely registry at Babies’R Us. It says she’s going to have a girl on October 6th named Cash Ka-Ching Money. No, she’s going to name her Sophia.

Sarah Larson
, I hope that you can hear me from whatever club bathroom stall you’re passed out in when I scream, “THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE!” Samantha Burke cashed her check!

If you care, click here to see Samantha’s modeling portfolio.

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