Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/23): The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
My stupid ass was too busy bonging and donging last week, so I totally forgot to name Hot Slut of the Week. That’s why there will be two Hot Slut of the Week posts in a row. Yes, I know I smell. Better late than never!
Birthday: ?
Age: Ageless.
Birth Name: Manny, Moe & Jack or Wendy, Chyna & Carnie
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 21, 2009
Claim to Fame: The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt phenomenen started thanks to a student named Brian Govern. One day, he decided to leave a satirical comment on Amazon about how the t-shirt attracted women. A legend was born! Today, the t-shirt has over 900 comments. 50% of which are made of pure comedy.
Where is it now? Why it’s right here. Where it will always be until the end of time.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because when I stare at it, I can hear the wolves howling “Maaaaake ussssssss hooooooottt sluuuuuuuutttttttts.”