Hot Slut Of The Week: Susan Boyle

April 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Birthday: 1961
Age: 47ish
Birth Name: Susan Boyle

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 13, 2009
Claim to Fame: Susan Boyle made thousands of black hearts beat for the first in a while when she took her teddy bear ass on Britain’s Got Talent last weekend. I swear, mean ass whores who only use the words “cunt and bitch” e-mailed saying how they have fallen for a big lump of sweet honey named Susan. They are hypnotized by her voice and bewitching eyebrows!

Where is she now? Probably being given the key to the world by Jesus himself.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because if I didn’t crown her Hot Slut of the Week, some bitch will cast a black spell on me and I’d wake up with overgrown pube bushes over my eyes. The horror! Plus, Susan is really kind of hard to hate on. I’ve tried! In case you missed it, here’s her singing “My Eyebrows Will Go On” on Larry King last week:

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