LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cheating On Her Big Gay Husband
How do I liiiiive without youuuu?! The answer is: It’s pretty fucking easy when you have Eddie Cibrian’s peen to lick on.
In the new issue of UsWeekly, they claim LeAnn Rimes and the walking sex stick known as Eddie Cibrian are doing illegal sexy times with each other. The affair reportedly started shortly after they started working together on the Lifetime movie Northern Lights. UsWeekly got a hold of footage from a security camera of the two kissing at Mosun in Laguna Beach, CA. They also say that the two spent three-hours at a motel in Malibu on March 14th.
UsWeekly doesn’t fuck around! Joey Greco who?! The next time you plan to do some ho shit in public, UsWeekly might be watching your skank ass!
If this shit is true, then it might cause problems for both LeAnn and Eddie since both their asses are married. Eddie has a wife of 7 years and two young sons.
LeAnn Rimes got married to one of her backup dancers Dean Sheremet seven years ago when she was just 19. Her gaydar must have been in beta mode back then, because Dean’s gayface looks like it’s been dick slapped once, twice or a million times. This makes me think that LeAnn probably woke up one day, smelled the ass jelly and realized her husband likes to make out with peen lips. I’ve always speculated in my own head that the two have some kind of open relationship. She can throw her vag around town on the down-low and he can get it where it stinks whenever he wants. So Dean might be shouting “You go girl” to LeAnn when he finds out that she’s licking on that fine ass piece of certified organic beef!
If that’s not the case, then I say Dean needs to call a lawyer, grab a shovel and start digging for fucking gold. Milk that Rimes bitch for all the coin she has. Take that money and go live your happy gay life!
As for Eddie, it’s hard for me to comment when drool keeps hitting my keyboard. Yes, it’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but doing fucky times with Eddie is so right, right, right. I say, his wife needs to divorce his ass and Eddie’s peen needs to be thrown in a cell for the wrong shit it’s done. And by “cell,” I mean my no-no.