This Bitch Is Not Lovin’ It

March 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Picture this shit: You’ve just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can’t wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then…..the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald’s strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime! That’s exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it! Injustice!

The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn’t an emergency, she answered, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency.”

From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie’s Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on…. You don’t fuck with a bitch when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I’d gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.

P.S. – Latreasa’s beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn’t the bitch look like she’s serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke.

Tags: Deliciousness, I Don't Like Jokes, Real People, The Colbert

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