Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Andre “It’s Not Really” Champagne! – Happy New Whore, everyone! Since we’re in a fucking depression, a bottle of the elegant Andre will only set you back like $5. Yes, you will probably wake up to your head laying in a puddle of vomit on the other side of the room, but at least you’ll get to drink bubbly like you’re Alexis Carrington. And some bottles of Andre even have a fucking resealable cap, so you can save some to mix with Sunny-D for morning mimosas. Seriously, this shit trash and most likely made from household cleaning products, but I’ll be drinking it tonight.

For Melanie

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