The Pussy Burglar Of Swindon!

December 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Cat toy theft is on the rise in a neighborhood in Swindon, UK thanks to the criminal pussy known as Frankie! For the past year, Frankie has been sneaking into neighbors’ homes and stealing all the toys he can find. He brings them back to his own house and lays his booty in the exact same spot in his living room.

The pussy thief stole 35 toys in the past year. Frankie’s owner, Julie, told the Daily Mail that he never plays with the toys. He deposits them in his safe area and then goes out to find more. The pussy’s thirst for the criminal life is unstoppable!

Frankie mostly goes for toys, but he has been known to bring back socks, half-eaten burgers, dead mice and birds.

Julie thinks Frankie’s criminal activities are funny, but she does place posters around the neighborhood of the toys her pussy has stolen hoping to find their owners.

Hmmm….Frankie has a glorious career in thievery ahead of him. I know talent when I see it. Cat toys today, million dollar jewels tomorrow! If two crossdressers can pull off the biggest jewel heist in France’s history, imagine what this pussy burglar can do!

And Frankie should copyright the name “pussy burglar” before Jeremy Piven does.

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130 responses to “The Pussy Burglar Of Swindon!”

  1. devilgirl says:

    Nanners, that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it!

  2. LOVE CARROTTOP says:

    Holy Hot Slut of the Decade Batman.
    He really digs those little leopards doesn’t he?

  3. joe shmoe says:

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  4. Jeffro11 says:

    Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:12pm.
    One of my cats steals marijuana from any guest foolish enough to leave it unattended when visiting my place.
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    And they say you can’t train a cat, LOL.

    *puts bag in pocket*

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    When you find something that matters
    In that moment you will see
    Far beyond our selfish wonders
    Love is simple, love is free

  5. LoLo says:

    Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:12pm.
    One of my cats steals marijuana from any guest foolish enough to leave it unattended when visiting my place.

    Cool cat!!! ha ha ha
    Does he eat it? My puppeh has been known to reach up and steal a little nuggie formt ime to time.
    I always worry it wil hurt him. But i worry about A LOT of dumb shit!

    No siggie! I smoked it!

  6. devilgirl says:

    @LoLo- Usually it just slobbers on the bag or joint. Sometimes it heads to the yard and tries to get the younger cats hooked.

  7. Anonymous101 says:

    My brother’s Belgian sheppard once brought my brother a dead rat on his birthday. The generosity and love that pets show their owners is truly boundless.

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    It’s creamie, not prune!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

  8. Jeffro11 says:

    Does he eat it? My puppeh has been known to reach up and steal a little nuggie formt ime to time.
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    “IT’S MOSTLY MAUI WOWIE MAN, BUT IT’S GOT SOME LABRADOR IN IT!”

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    When you find something that matters
    In that moment you will see
    Far beyond our selfish wonders
    Love is simple, love is free

  9. TITS says:

    my cat sits on my chest as i sleep and steals my breath.

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    Merry christmas and a happy go to hell… House.

  10. zomay says:

    Cats rule.

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  11. Momus the Sarcastic says:

    My Maine Coon will reach up and start unrolling the toilet paper and then he and our Sheltie proceed to TP the entire house.

    We now keep the TP in the hall closet and grab a roll when needed and return the roll to the closet after each visit.

    Try explaining that to guests.

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    Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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  12. LoLo says:

    Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:18pm.

    naughty kitteh!

    Im picturing him in a leatha jacket talking to some lady kittens about coming over to “watch a movie” cause his mom is out of town

    ha ha ha!

    No siggie! I smoked it!

  13. Im a Princess says:

    That is freakin hilarious!

  14. Sheeps says:

    Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:18pm.

    Does it have little kitty dreadlocks?

  15. DeeDee says:

    Edit: My kitteh is warming my feet right now! I’m very bendy.

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    Robert, you shook me all night long.

  16. LoLo says:

    Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:18pm

    ha ha ha!!!!!

    Bong a long a cheech n’ chong a!

    No siggie! I smoked it!

  17. joe shmoe says:

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  18. zomay says:

    Maine Coons are the greatest breed of cat to ever walk the face of the earth. Heeheeeheee I know that is an extreme can’t be proven statement.

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  19. FilthyBitch says:

    Friggin hilarious! I would totally be like that if I was a cat, just to fuck with people.
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    HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!

  20. ricki lake says:

    This little kitteh needs to be “Scared Straight” and sent to one of those Montel-approved boot camps for teens. Such a sweet little bebeh should not be doomed to hood-rat life forever!!!

  21. missy says:

    Man, if me and Frankie joined forces…..
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    Fuck ‘Em If They Can’t Take A Joke

    a message from the Church of the SubGenius

  22. kdracofan says:

    too cute

  23. LOVE CARROTTOP says:

    Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:23pm.

    Man, if me and Frankie joined forces…..
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    A pile of dildos and stuffies?

  24. LoLo says:

    Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 12/09/2008 – 2:23pm.
    This little kitteh needs to be “Scared Straight” and sent to one of those Montel-approved boot camps for teens. Such a sweet little bebeh should not be doomed to hood-rat life forever!!!

    ha ha ha!!!!! That crazy Lt. yelling in a sweet little cats face!!!!!
    “YOU WONT DISRESPECT YOUR MOMMA HERE HAUSS!!!!”
    and the cats just licks its kitty ass and blinks at him. Not that that DOESNT happen on Montel too!
    LMAO!

    No siggie! I smoked it!

  25. ricki lake says:

    OH.EM.GEE. Devilgirl and LoLo have inspired me to train my sweet lil’ Chi baby to steal neighborhood weed. There is a marijuana cloud the size of Texas emanating constantly from the apt of the guys who live downstairs from me. My nefarious plan is ingenius and infallible. Nobody can resist the warm innocence of a snuggly baby Chi. Thanks girls!

  26. Sugaroo says:

    I hate changing litter boxes.

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