Nicky With A Peen

November 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman will play the world’s first post-op tranny who is married to Charlize Theron in old timey Copenhagen. File this under: Greedy bitches want another Oscar!

The Hollywood Reporter says that Nicky will produce and act in “The Danish Girl,” based on a true story about two married Danish artists who gained international attention in the 1930s after the dude (Nicky) gets the world’s first sex change.

It all started in the 1920s when Greta Wegener (Charlize) asked her husband Einar to stand in for a chick model she was supposed to paint. The portraits became the fucking shit in Denmark, so Greta asked her husband to keep up the charade. This leads to Einar deciding that he wants a vagina instead of a peen, so he gets it chopped off. This of course causes drama in their marriage.

Anand Tucker, who directed “Shopgirl,” will direct this tranny mess. Pre-production is going on right now, but it’s not known when shooting will start.

This shit is like a reversal of “Victor/Victoria” with the cheery singing and dancing numbers getting replaced with raw emotion and a sullen musical score.

I hope they’re going to throw in a scene early on where Einar gets some fucking plastic shit injected into his face. That will explain why his mug doesn’t move.

And riddle me this, can’t they get a fucking man to do this shit?! Or better yet, Tilda Swinton! That hot piece was born to play this role! They are going to ruin a perfectly hot tranny story by making Nicole the lead. Not only does the bitch kill her own facial expressions, but she kills movies too!


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