Michael Phelps Is Not Having A Chico’s Kind Of Day

September 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

During Jimmy Kimmel’s pre-Emmy special last night, he showed a “Grey’s Anatomy” spoof featuring the God of Water as Dr. McSwimmy. I approve of the sea cucumber stuffed speedos, but the Crocs…..THE CROCS! That is unforgivable! I don’t care if it was part of his costume! CROCS only belong on the hooves of the devil! Thankfully, Crocs did not make an appearance on the final cut.

Debbie Phelps was probably on set and refused to let this happen. What am I saying? She’s probably a Crocs-a-holic! I bet she owns Crocs high heels in every color. She thinks they look extra sexy when paired with her No Tummy Pants from Chico’s.

Below is the spoof featuring Dolphin Boy. They should have put the “censored” bar on his face instead. Well, you were thinking the same thing.

Image: JCChambersOnline – Video: ONTD

Tags: PHELPS!!!

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