“My Pussy’s Stuck In The Toilet”

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Christie Klassette of Belmont, NC was in her kitchen when she heard her pussy screaming from the bathroom. Christie immediately ran over and found her cat Charlie stuck in the toilet.

Christie said: “He was splashing water everywhere. I thought he was just sitting there but when I went to pick him up he wouldn’t move.” Charlie’s little pussy legs were stuck in the drain. She called 911 and within 5 minutes firefighters showed up at her door.

They used hammers to break the toilet. It was either break the toilet or break the pussy’s legs. They made the right choice. A pussy with broken legs is not cute or nice.

Christie isn’t sure how Charlie got stuck in the toilet. She thinks either her 3-year-old son tried to flush him down the toilet or maybe he fell in while trying to drink some water. It was the 3-year-old. Look at how he’s throwing around that stuffed Elmo!

Or maybe Charlie was trying to fucking escape! Looking at a woman with no eyebrows all day long starts to make you crazy after a while. Seriously, give that ho a Sharpie!

Charlie is also up for adoption. Christie saved him from the streets a little while ago and never planned on keeping him. So if you’re in the market for an adorable toilet pussy, Charlie is your cat.

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