Why So Classy?

September 17, 2008 / Posted by:

No, that’s not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I’m sure she’s licked off worse.

These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna Jameson to doing sex while on the rag. Hot. Here’s some quotes:

On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:

If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson’s porn movies:

I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

On her love of porn:

I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.

On ever starring in her own porn movie:

I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.

On sex while on your period:

Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Aubrey would totally suck a dick in a truck stop bathroom for a half bag of M&Ms, but that’s why I adore her. She’s a dirty skank who doesn’t apologize.

It feels like it’s the year of the slut. Sienna Miller is out there shamelessly flaunting her slutness and Megan Fox brushed off the fact that she grabbed her man’s dick in public. It’s an exciting year to be a dirty whore! We should all be proud of ourselves. The slut revolution is taking over. Hopefully, 2009 will be even sluttier.

Visit Complex to read more from Aubrey’s interview and to see even more artstic photos of her. I’d wear a condom just in case.

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