Tommy Girl Out, Saint Angelina In
Saint Angelina barely gifted the world with the twin messiahs and she’s already going back to work. Angie Jo is expected to replace Tommy Girl as the lead in “Edwin A. Salt.” I’m guessing they’re going to change the title to “Edwina A. Salt.”
Tommy has been linked to the project for a while, but everyone involved probably changed their minds about him when said, “I want my character to have really big hands. HUGE hands. And I want him to dance around. Dancing and huge hands. Glib.”
In “Salt,” Angie will play “a CIA officer who’s accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence.” The movie is currently being rewritten for her.
Let’s see, another action movie where Angie raises one eyebrow at least a dozen times, pouts while shooting a gun and does it all in leather pants. Lunesta fest! The studio should just put the movie together using clips from “Wanted,” Mr. & Mrs. Smith,” “Tomb Raider” and “Gone in Sixty Seconds.” Maddox should be the lead in this Salt movie. Not Angie!