Somebody Give This Woman A Ham Sandwich

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba is currently in Paris promoting that piece of shit movie “The Eye.” Jessica took to her MySpace blog to write about her new obsession with ham and cheese sandwiches from Paris.

She wrote:

Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the states, the bread is amazing. My tummy is getting bigger by the second and the little one must like the food too because it is moving and kicking like crazy. ITS THE BEST.”

We don’t have ham and cheese sandwiches here? She’s probably talking about a special kind. Bitch go to Au Bon Pain! She probably won’t know the different.

She totally doesn’t think her “brown baby” kicking is the best. Lies. She probably gets pissed off and hits him back. Then somebody gives her a ham and cheese sandwich and she’s all good again. Keep them ham sammies coming. It will shut her mouth up and make her fatter. For some reason I want Alba to get enormous! Goodyear blimp size.

Here’s Alba at the premiere of her movie in Paris tonight. She looks mad. She’s thinking of ham sandwiches!

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