Bear Claims To Have Had Sex With Toe-Tappin’ Larry!

 

This is David Phillips and he claims to have had sex with Larry Craig! You know? That toe-tappin' senator from Idaho who got busted in the men's room. David spoke to Wonkette about his tryst with Larry. This is barf-inducing.

 

David met Larry 20 years ago at this bar called La Cage aux Follies on Capitol Hill.

 

David said, “When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room, he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me. He kept his pants on, though, while laying me back on the bed to suck my cock. Then, he stripped naked and asked me to suck him. I complied for a while, then he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to fuck me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything. Still, he blew his load, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself. He hurried me to the back door, again ranting, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’”

 

Larry then practically pushed David out the door, handed him $20 and said, "Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here. Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."

 

Damn, at least David went back to his house and got $20. I usually end up walking out of the alley with a face full of grodiness and a new case of crabs. TT Larry sounds like a dream date.

 

So Toe-Tappin' Larry likes to top bears?! Yogi better watch it. Please! That's a power-bottom if I've ever seen one!

 

Is it wrong that David's story kind of turned me on? Ugh, I need a shower and a ciggie now.