She’s Like a Serious Trainwreck

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears is like a terrible trainwreck where people’s heads are on the floor and everything is covered in blood. I mean it disgusts me, but I can’t tear myself away. Britney has said in the past that she wants to change her image, but doesn’t look like she’s serious. After confirming that she’s no longer Isaac Cohen’s main squeeze, she spent her Tuesday night in NYC partying like only Britney cab.

Brit was due to attend the Heatherette show that night, but backed out because she’s scared of the press. She went to Marquee instead where she danced with her girlfriends and told everyone to “keep booze away from her.” Witnesses didn’t buy her act.

One said, “She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom. Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night. And she didn’t leave any money for the bathroom attendant.”

She arrived at Tenjune at 2:30am and again told everyone to keep alcohol away from her, yet she was seen drinking screwdrivers while dancing on tables.

She kept away from the boys until a model-type started to chat her up. She was seen making out with him later in the night. She ended her booze-filled, boy-filled night at her favorite restaurant, McDonald’s.

Screwdrivers? She wasn’t boozing in the bathroom! She had a date with Mr. Snow! Brit is becoming the new Lindsay Lohan, except fatter and with more chins. She probably ordered the filet o’fish at MickeyD’s. She’s that sick!


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