February 5, 2007 / Posted by:

What in Paves is this?! Jessica Simpson has debuted a new chestnut/red/thing/ugly/doodoo brown hair color in Los Angeles while partying at Hyde. Jessica has just finished a leg of dates with John Mayer in Florida. She has also kept quiet on her new relationship saying,” I want to tell you everything, but I have to sew my lips together.”

That ain’t such a bad idea! Sew your vagina together too while you’ve got the machine out.


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