Is This Mel Gibson’s Long Lost Family?

December 17, 2006 / Posted by:

29-year-old Australian Carmel Sloane has taken legal action against Mel Gibson to force him to a DNA test. Carmel believes that Mel Gibson is her father. She claims Mel slammed her mother 30 years ago in the back of his car before he became famous. Carmel also believes her 10-year-old son looks just like Mel.

She said, “I’m not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I’ve always known was my dad — and for him to get to know his grandson.”

Mel will have to either admit he’s daddy or take a DNA test. Carmel’s ho of a mother admits that she met Mel on the side of the road and let him dick wrestle her bagina. She said that she never heard from him again, but hasn’t forgotten him.

She said, “Eventually he persuaded me to join him in the back. I told him, ‘If anything happens and I get pregnant I’ll come looking for you’. He replied, ‘I am going to be famous. You will always know where to find me.’

I can hear this dumb ass say “I’m not doing it for the money.” Please, so why would you care? Why in the World would you admit that a piece of trash like Mel Gibson is your father? I would do anything to hide that fact, but of course I’d hit him up for some dough on the down low. Why bother with a DNA test? They just need to show Carmel a yarmluke and if she runs for dear life then yeah…she’s Mel’s kid.


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