WTF is Wrong with This Bitch?!

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan needs to lay off the oxycontin and freon or whatever the hell she’s sniffing, because homegirl has definitely lost the last few brain cells she had in her brain. She apparently sent a rambling e-mail to her friends and lawyers. In the e-mail she insists that Al Gore will help her get clean. WTF?! She’s not global warming! Ok, she sort of is.

Page Six obtained this strange letter, “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character.”

After doing a few more lines, she goes on, “Our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”

She also mentions wanting to take someone she calls LR for what they have done to her. L. Ron Hubbard? Yeah, makes sense again.

She closed with saying that she wanted to hold a press conference, “I am at such a young and tender age in a woman’s life. It’s enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.” I mean…she makes it so easy. I think someone needs to take away her Blackberry, Macbook, car keys, credit cards, wallet, lighters, rolling papers, purse, nose, eyes, vagina and then she’d be ok! Seriously, she’s scaring me. I know a coke-fueled letter when I see one.

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