Brad Pitt Kills the Fun

November 14, 2006 / Posted by:

Madam Tussauds Wax Museum in Las Vegas had plans to unveil a statue of Angelina Jolie on Wednesday. The statue would have been featured in a fake wedding to the Brad Pitt statue with George Clooney’s wax figure serving as best man. These plans have been cancelled due to Brad Pitt’s distaste in the situation.

Brad’s spokeswhore said, “I personally found it a little odd that they were re-creating a wedding that never really happened. As Brad’s representative, I found it disturbing.”

The museum will debut the Angelina statue without the wedding, because they don’t want to ruffle any celebrity feathers.

Yeah it’s weird, but since when is Brangelina normal? I’m not sure why they even care. So, it’s some stupid fake wedding. Wax statues are weird to begin with. Brad’s so damn uptight. Angie needs to strap-on and do him good.

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