The Hobbit VS Jordan Catalano

Dlisted reader, Timothy, attended the MTV U Woodie Awards last night. I’m not sure what that is, but I’ll take it. He witnessed some strange interaction between Elijah Wood and Jared Leto. Here’s what went down:

Last night I went to the MTV U Woodie Awards ( what the fuck are those right?) and luckily I scored a spot in one of the “common folk” pens right near the celebrity tables. So the entire night I am ten feet from Elijah Wood, who is cuter than expected, shorter than expected and smokes a lot (yeah they let the celebrities smoke at their tables….fuckers) Anyway also in attendance was Jared Leto with his stupid band 30 Seconds to Mars. The show went as expected bands played, bands I never heard of won awards etc. As the show was winding down and TV on the Radio was performing Jared Leto was working the tables, saying hey.

He then comes over to Elijah’s table. I’m like “Oh my god they are totes gonna make out”. Jared puts his arm on the hobbits back and starts whispering stuff in his ear and and occasionally pulling back to look him in the face. Jared then walks away and Elijah turns to his date for the evening friends and says something. Well something about this must have pissed Jared off because he comes running back to the table, grabs Elijah by the neck and starts screaming at him. All I could catch was Jared calling him a “fucking asshole”. He then shoves Elijah and storms off. Bodyguards come up and Elijah assures everyone he’s fine. But MAD drama. Any speculations? Maybe its about them both tappin’ the firecrotch.

Hmm…well I speculate 1 our of these 3 things are the cause for this kind of mad dash to squash the midget.

1) Jordan left his lucky panties at Elijah’s house and wants them like really bad. Elijah wants to sell them on eBay.
2) Elijah stole Jared’s role in the remake to Leprechaun
3) Elijah gave Jared vaginal warts