Best Week Ever has delivered this video of an annoying teenager getting a soft sock from Tigger and basically making a big deal out of it to get some dough from Disney. The video is nothing. Tigger probably almost fell and was swinging around and accidentially hit that ho in the face. Disney will pay, because that's what they do.
A while ago, I auditioned to be one of those damn characters in California and it's hell. That suit is hotter than a cat's pussy, so I can only imagine it in the hot sun. That boy is lucky it wasn't me, because I would've taken that head off and shoved it up his pimply ass!
A fast-moving fire has destroyed 4 homes in Malibu, CA and unfortunately the $3 million home of Suzanne Somers was one of its victims. Suzanne aka Krissy Snow's entire home was destroyed and is gone! Luckily, Suzanne has homes in other places thanks to the dough she makes selling junk on HSN.
Investigators still don't know what caused the blaze. Firefighters are still working to keep the fire from flaring up again.
Was Paris Hilton in Malibu recently? You know her vagina got a "flare up" and caused that. That's for real.
By the way, Suzanne is one of the best entertainers on TV. If you've never seen her selling crap on HSN, you're missing out. Homegirl is NUTS.
UPDATE - Susan Anton's home burned down too!!!! Does this fire have something against the 80s?!
UPDATE II - Susan Anton's home was NOT burned down.
This little video of a Fall Out Boy show in New Mexico on Sunday night is pretty entertaining. Who knew Pete Wentz was so angry? Anyways, so I guess the band invited a bunch of fans onstage to dance behind them while they played. The security guards stopped letting people on, but a roadie of the band kept sneaking people on. The guard got pissed and started beating the hell out of the roadie. That's when Super Pete dropped the music and started beating down the guard. Emo fight! FF to about the middle, cause that's where the fun begins.
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Tonight at 9pm is the premiere of Vh1's "I Love New York." In this spin-off of "Flavor of Love" Tiffany Patterson aka New York searches for love among several bachelors fighting for her love. The 90-minute premiere also features New York's popular mother as well as some crazy dudes. I mean, who really wants to get with that? Vh1 has high hopes for this spin-off, but I smell a stinker and that isn't Tiffany's cooze.
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Brit Brit Spears ignored the paparazzi, but bumped up some of her new music as she drove with the top down. The song sounds aight, but I think B is going to have a hard time coming back. Homegirl needs to go away for a long time and come back, looking hot with a new sound. I mean she's making it worse by parading her vagina around.
It's not bad. Ugh, my ears are turning on me!
This is a very entertaining video of Mimi in Aspen, wearing that weird hood thing and talking to teenagers while holding a glass of champagne. She touches on very important topics like talking about how she's nor rich nor poor and how she's an 8th grade drop out. This ho is on painkillers or something. She's NUTS, but so hot.
Above is a clip taken from Vh1's now defunct late-night show, Late World With Zach*?, showing a pre-Britney KFed dancing like a beautiful snowflake alongside the show's host. Who knew KFed had such grace? No wonder Britney fell in love with sensitive and talented creature.
Above is a crazy interview with James Brown' widow, Tomi Rae. She's crazy!!! One of the best quotes above is how she talks about how she was his hairdresser and kept his wig looking "fly." You mean his WIG?! I love her.
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This is Tara Reid: 20, 12, 8, 9, 5, 4, 7, 1....
This is Me: Are you seriously mentally retarded? No, honestly.
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Coke eyes anyone? Fell asleep my ass!!!
UPDATE - Here's a video of Britney counting down. Thrilling.