Remember the original American Idol reject, William Hung? Well, he's back and is ready to get back to singing or something. I think between taking opera classes to fine tune his gorgeous voice, he's been stuffing his face with Big Macs. Just a hunch.
Britney Spears took a break from work in Studio City to visit a liquor store. Brit spend her day working at a dance studio. Um....doing what? Dancing? HA! This reminds me of that AMAZING dance routine she did for her sister. Seriously, it's heart wrenching or heartvomming. Either or.
This is an entertaining girl fight between Joel Madden of Good Charlotte and Shifty Shellshock from CrazyTown. Yeah CT had that annoying song "Butterfly, Sugar, Candy" or something. Shifty also boned Paris Hilton, so you know he's not working with a full deck and also working with a bad case of herpes. Anyway, here's the fight! May the best girl win!
Superstar,dancer,singer, whatever...Ian Bernardo, returned to reality tv last night as one of the rejects of American Idol. He has previously starred in So You Think You Can Dance? He was actually quite funny when he demanded to see Simon Cowell's work visa. I was kind of hoping he'd ask Paula Abdul what the hell she's drinking?!
Janita Burks was one of the Memphis rejects on last night's American Idol. Janita describes herself as being "innocent, well put together, really neat, conservative, very sexy, VERY sexy." Girl sounds like a raccoon being mauled by the chupacabra. No, she can't sing but her "confidentiality" is through the roof!
Golden Girls stars, Estelle Getty, had herself a fitness video for senior citzens back in 1993. Here's a mash-up of her video with Beyonce's Check on It. Amazing.
At last Tuesday's Legends! premiere in Los Angeles, Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life has some words for the play's star, Joan Collins. Charlotte calls Joan "a bitch" and says she's "heard that she's very hard to work with." When shown the interview, Joan seems surprised and calls Charlotte an "old cow."
ELDERLY HO FIGHT! I say these two both get in g-string bikinis, oil themselves up and have at it like real women do!
I'm a little surprised that the hotness known as CoCo hasn't head a sex tape that's "leaked" to the internet yet. I mean she's totally the type that would. Anyway, she does have a few "striptease" videos on the internet and although they aren't as good as a sex tape, they are almost as enjoyable. They seriously look like they were shot with a handicam back in the early 90s. This is beyond low-rent, but CoCo's expensiveness makes this a cinematic experience like no other. Hot nails too.
Click on one of the two videos below to see CoCo in action and I shouldn't have to tell you that they are NSFW!
Above is an out take of KFed recording a little rap diddy for his Nationwide Insurance commercial that will air during the Super Bowl. The commercial shows KFed in a glamorous rap video only to find out that it's a dream. KFed also answered some questions on why he chose to do this commercial.
1.) Why were you interested in working with Nationwide on their Super Bowl commercial? What did you like about the concept?
The world knows the ups and downs of my life - I’m a perfect example of how ‘Life Comes at You Fast,’ and like all of us, I’ve been faced with many obstacles. Pairing up with Nationwide may be a big surprise, but this ad is a perfect fit for me, since it shows why everyone needs to be ready for what life throws at them.
2.) Your living proof that life does come at you fast! You had a very busy year. If you had to sum up your 2006 in one sentence, what would you say?
When life comes at you fast, roll with the punches and move on.
3.) Music is a big part of your life. You recently released an album and you show off your musical skills in Nationwide's Super Bowl commercial. Who are your biggest musical influences and why?
I have influences in all genres of music, from pop to rock to hip-hop and rap. My biggest influences include 2-Pac, Too Short, Snoop, etc. Music has always been an important part of my life.
4.) It's the start of a new year. What should we look for from Kevin Federline in 2007?
This Nationwide commercial is the first chance for the world to see the new Kevin Federline, who gets the importance of making good decisions and being better prepared for the future. I’m determined for the world to see a new and improved Kevin in 2007, so be on the lookout for upcoming big announcements in TV, film, fashion and music this year.
How could Britney let this go? He truly is hidden talent! You better be sure to catch this commercial when it airs, because it will probably be the least you see of his wigga ass! Well, until the next Surreal Life comes out.
Dina Lohan aka White Oprah is using her daughter's unfortunate situation to get a little media attention! Dina has been doing the rounds talking to anybody who will listen. Below is a video of Dina on "The Insider" comparing the media to "Mean Girls" and talking about herself as usual. She also stragely enough talks about Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. Shouldn't she be comforting her younger daughter instead of with reporters? She's so shopping around a Lifetime movie of this.
Above is a pic from Flynet Online of Lindsay checking her ass into Wonderland.