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Melanie C aka Sport Spice has a song. Homegirl couldn't come up with her own, so she covered "I Want Candy." Um...is this sugar free, cause it's too much for me. I will say the video is hot, but the song sucks hardcore. Posh is ashamed. Thanks Jason

"Cops" is still one of the greatest shows on TV and this is why. Midget chasing in Las Vegas is my idea of a good time. That midget is so hot I can't stand it. Especially when his ass is trying to climb a light pole! Hey, that's dedication. Thanks Coffey

Kellie Pickler performed on "American Idol" last night and Ryan Seacrest asked “spent any money since being on the show” and clearly stared at her tits. Kellie played the "dumb blonde" again and pretended she had no idea what he was talking about. The clip is in the first few secons. Don't bother watching the rest, because she sings some boring song. Ugh, doesn't she know there's only one Dolly Parton? Thanks Jason

15-year-old Jennifer Mee of Florida started hiccuping on January 23rd and didn't stop. She claims that she tried absolutely everything from pickle juice to breathing in a bag and she even had to stop going to school. How convenient! Well, yesterday at around 5pm her ass stopped. No one knows why it stopped. Hmm...I wonder why? Her mother probably finally said "Here's a $50 if you stop, you're ruining my American Idol viewing."

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Meet Jake, a daschund dog on speed. Jake was bored one day so he picked up the phone and placed a phone call. No he didn't call 1-900-Sex-Cats. He called 9-1-1. The transcripts are amazing. Jake really knows how to get his point across. His owner has since taken the phone away from Jake. Wouldn't it be sad if his ass really needed help?! Maybe he's getting molested by the neighborhood pit bull! VIA BWE

Did you notice how Tobey Maguire shot Kiki Dunst a look of annoyance at the Oscars? If looks could kill, there would be a puddle of melted marshmallow all over that stage. Source Thanks Scott

This is a new Japanese commercial featuring Madonna for Ariake. I'm not sure what the product is, but it surely isn't wig. I mean is that made out of yarn? Thanks Youri

This is Christina Ricci's sex scene with Justin Timberlake in "Black Snake Moan." It's hot and everything, but damn JT fnishes up quick. Minute man!

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Some dumb ho TV presenter named Cielke Sijben in Holland handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant at the premiere of "Music & Lyrics" in Holland. After handcuffing herself to him, Hugh asked her if she had the keys. Of course her stupid ass didn't, so the police were called. The handcuffs were cut and dumb ho was taken to jail. What was the purpose of this? Dumb bitch! However, I want to see Nancy O'Dell try something like that.

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Kimmie speaks on "The Insider" tonight and tells her side of the story or something. She also officially shoots down a website that was put up in her name. Poor Kimmie. I feel for her. I just want to put my arms around her, reach for some scissors and give her hair some body with layers. Oh and some highlights wouldn't hurt either. You know, frame the face.