TomKat

Did Ken and Chestica break up? Ken Paves is in Rome to do Jenny McCarthy's hair for the TomKat wedding tomorrow. He's also rumored to be doing Katie Holme's hair for the main event. Um..did she ask to see his resume? Ken apparently won the job from Oscar Blondi to do the bride's hair.

God, Katie's gonna have a damn wig with curls in it. Oscar is apparently upset that Katie dissed him. That's it, this story is pretty lame. I'm sorry. I just wanted to post a picture of this hotness of a man.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes brought Suri out to play in Rome today. They arrived at a restaurant for one of the many events before their wedding on Saturday. Suri totally has busted gay face. I mean, she's precious...but homegirl looks like she has it rough. She totally does, so I'm going to give her some credit. Katie is wearing an outfit my grandma would wear and at least Tom got some sort of hairstyle. What am I saying? I love Suri.

Jennifer Lopez, Skeletor, Jim Carrey, Jada Pinkett Smith and Brooke Shields have arrived in Rome for TomKat's big wedding bonanza which starts tomorrow and continued through the weekend. Katie's parents also arrived and our among the 500 guests including Posh and Becks.

Katie's father said, "We are very excited for Tom and Katie!" How much did they give him to say that? Poor thing."

Marc looks like he didn't get a wink of sleep on that flight, actually a wink sleep ever in his life. But what has changed?

Suri Cruise made a rare appearance in Rome this evening. Tom and Katie brought her out as they went to the City Hall in Rome. Is Suri dead? She's not moving and she's still Asian. She's going to grow up looking like a hotter Lucy Liu.

Will Tom cut his damn shag already!?

In Scientology wedding traditions, the groom is reminded that girls need clothes, food, happiness and possibly a cat. Yes, a cat. Even though, Tom and Katie it has been reported that they will have a Catholic ceremony, many are saying that they are in fact having a Scientology ceremony.

"A photo of a Scientology wedding usually has a bride wearing a white dress and the groom wearing a dark suit and the party behind them. It is a joyous affair," said Church of Scientology spokeswoman Karin Pouw. Pouw said what makes a Scientology wedding unique is the advice offered in the ceremony for couples to maintain and improve their relationship. "They make a vow to each other that they won't go to sleep at night without having repaired any upset they may have had during the day," Pouw said. Twice-divorced Cruise, Scientology's most prominent advocate, and Holmes, 27, announced their engagement in June 2005 after a whirlwind courtship. It is the first marriage for Holmes, who was raised a Catholic. The couple are expected to choose from five versions of the wedding ceremony, ranging from the Traditional to the Double Ring. Each includes traditional vows and lasts between 20 minutes to one hour.

After the wedding, Tom will immediately go back to work. He has already signed on to star in "Lions of the Lambs" for director Robert Redford. Redford and Meryl Streep will also star. Cruise will star as a congressman who interacts with a journalist (Streep); Redford as an idealistic professor who attempts to inspire a privileged student in his class; and a third storyline about a pair of American soldiers wounded in enemy territory, one of whom is Redford's former student.

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Oprah looking beat down in NYC on 11/13

Oprah Winfrey is not going to TomKat's wedding, she wasn't invited. She said last night that there's no harm done, but you know inside she's adding Tom's name to her shit list.

She said, "It's not that I'm not going. It's that they had a limited number of people that they could invite. I was not one the invitees. That's fine. I don't get invited to everyone's wedding. I don't invite them to everything I do. But I wish them the best."

"I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I'm trying to think of what to get them."

Maybe, get them a pair of his and hers straitjackets? Tom famously appeared on Oprah's show where he jumped on her sofa in excitement for his new and fake relationship with Katie Holmes.

The special(ed) day will take place this Saturday. Guests will include John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, Kirstie Alley, Leah Remini and JLo. JLo?! Is she a scientologist? You mean Oprah didn't get invited, but JLo did? That's cold.

Visit JustJared to see more pics of Oprah last night including pics of her macking down with Babs Walters.

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It's going to be a TomKat week isn't it? Ugh, I hate TomKat weeks! So, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise arrived in Rome by private jet today. They were then taken to the Hotel Hassler Roma near the Spanish Steps. The couple are in Rome to get married this Saturday near some kind of lake. It's unclear where they will wed, but several venues have already been talked about.

Guests will include John Travolta, Jenna Elfman and E.T.

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Katie Holmes tried taking Posh Beckham's advice and try to lose as much weight as possible before her wedding this weekend in Italy. Shegave up with Posh's strict diet rules. A source said, "Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack - not eat - on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi."

Posh is also addicted to Diet Coke and won't drink water, because she finds the taste revolting.

Can't stand the taste of water? What the hell kind of water is she drinking? It has no taste. Not eating her rotted her damn brains and messed up her taste buds. She should try a little Crystal Light.

It's Monday, so here's pics of TomKat and company at some soccer game. They are almost believable as an All-American family.

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes at The Black Ball on 11/9

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will probably not get their dream Catholic wedding in Italy. There had been reports that the couple would have a Catholic ceremony in Italy. According to some Italian religious person named Monsignor Nicola Fiorentini that ain’t going to happen.

Why? Well, it’s not because Cruise is a crazed maniac, it’s cause he’s divorced. "Cruise is divorced. Even if the actor were not divorced, another fundamental requirement to validate the rite would be missing: the authorization of the parish."

Italy will also not recognize a Scientology ceremony, because they don’t believe in alien nonsense.

So what’s a Cruise today? He’ll do what he does best. Buy them off to keep them quiet.

The Wedding event of the um...of the...day will take place next week in Italy. TomKat will be joined in the eyes of Aliens everywhere as the official couple of crazy. They attended The Black Ball to benefit Children Alive in NYC last night. The event was hosted by Iman and brought out TomKat, Gayle "I Screw Oprah" King, Alicia Keys, Anne Hathaway, Valentino and many more.

Looks like Tom got a blow out. They really make an akward couple. You know Tom is asking Gayle how on Earth she conducts a gay relationship without anybody finding out.