TomKat

Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Let's celebrate the day by listening to a beautiful song from our pal of pals, Katie Holmes, and by beautiful I mean tortuous. Tom Cruise's vagina has a much more soothing voice I'm sure.

Thanks Leslie

TomKat have no souls. Look at them. The lights are sort of on, but nobody's home. They attended Mentor LA's Promise Gala Honoring Tom Cruise last night at Fox Studios. I have no idea what that gala involves, but it sounds boring and gay.

Katie gets older everyday and Tom gets fuglier.

Katie Holmes is reportedly leaning on her best friend, Posh Beckahm for support. Don't lean too hard Katie or that ho will crumble into a million pices. Tom is apparently controlling Katie's every move and she's had it. More like the spell is wearing off.

A source said, "Katie has been crying over the phone. She's frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing. Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours."

There's no way Posh talks on the phone for 4 hours. She probably just put the phone down, let Katie gab and went shopping instead.

Posh also is sick of Tom for bothering her bony ass about Scientology. A source said, "Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church."

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Suri Cruise was in her St. Patty's day best for a family day over the weekend. They actually look like a normal family.

She's cute, but a care bear contaminating the Chicago river is kind of cuter.

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Suri Cruise is as real as a chia pet, but I still love her. Now that her human parts have been completely built, the TomKat is showing her around in full force. They went to see one of those kid's sporting events this weekend. Tom thinks that carrying a basketball makes him look more butch, NOT.

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