TomKat
Monday, May 7th 2007
Katie Holmes' New $35 Million Prison
Tom Cruise has bought Katie Holmes a beautiful new prison to the tune of $35 million. The new home of the Cruise Asylum is 10,000 square-feet and boasts a tennis court, pool and 1.5 acres. This way Katie really can't get away! There's probably a built-in dungeon.
Now Tommy can be much closer to his main-boyfriend David Beckham. The Beckham pad is only 2 minutes away!
Source: People
Sunday, May 6th 2007
And the Rebelling Starts Now
Isabella Cruise left a salon in Australia yesterday with blue streaks and a Ramones t-shirt. The 14-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman is Down Under to spend time with her mother.
A witness at the salon said, "She a had a short brunette bob, and now she's got a coiffured look with a blue fringe,'' the passer-by said.
"It's currently being described as an emo cut.''
Tommy isn't going to like this! Isabella is totally going to be L.A.'s new party girl in no time. Can you blame her ass? Homegirl's probably seen some effed up shit.
Source: The Daily Telegraph
Friday, May 4th 2007
Jada Pinkett is LYING
Jada Pinkett Smith told People Magazine that contrary to what everyone thinks, Katie Holmes is in charge of the TomKat family. Jada basically goes on and on and on defending TomKat. She goes on so much that she should just turn it into a novel, because it's FICTION. Here's some key points Jada lied talked about:
People don't know that behind all that grace is a tiger. I've witnessed it! I've had conversations with Kate personally where the tigress comes out of her, that fight.
Lies!
It burns my soul – I see her in the house with Tom; he doesn't have that on her! It kills me. 'Tom's this monster and he's got her chained up in the basement and he's forcing Scientology down her throat' – it's bulls---. Let me tell you: Kate ain't no little wimpy kitty cat. It's not that ballgame. For real.
Please stop lying Jada. Please! Your soul is burning, because you are telling LIES!!!
He's taking time off to just be with [Katie] on her routine. [Holmes is filming Mad Money in Louisiana.] It's nice when our husbands take the time to come with us to work. I saw him the other day, he had Suri by himself. He had Suri for like four days. By himself. He's a family guy as well as this larger-than-life individual. He knows, more than anything, that for him to be happy, he's got to have a happy home and a happy family.
Jada please! Jesus doesn't like liars! Just don't do it.
Tom don't run nothin' in that house! It is Katie's house. It's her world! The devotion that Tom has to his wife, and the places he'll go to make her happy – spiritually, where he will go as a man for his woman.
What the hell does Tom have over Jada? Maybe he has proof that she likes to eat the cat and he's going to expose her ass if she doesn't worship the TomKat? That's my only guess.
Wednesday, May 2nd 2007
Adam Rothenberg Better Watch His Ass!
Katie Holmes is currently away from Master Tom Cruise filming "Mad Money" in Louisiana. Sources on the set say that she's getting mighty close to her co-star Adam Rothenberg. The two play lovers in the movie, but apparently they are going a little overboard.
A source said, “They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They lingered after the director said ‘cut,’ and it got everyone talking.”
It's probably the first time since she's been with Tom that a man touched her ass like that!
Tom's rep isn't worried. She said, "Oh, Adam's already been scheduled as the next sacrifice to Xenu, so this won't be a problem anymore."
Ok, she didn't say that. She said, “He is very confident in his relationship with Katie and supportive of her time working on the set."
Source: The Scoop
Friday, April 27th 2007
When Crazy People Say Crazy Thing
on the fake union of TomKat:
"Honestly, they're happy. They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it. It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship."
Editor's Note: Look who this is coming from! Like she would really disobey the Emperor of Xenu!!!
Source: People
Wednesday, April 25th 2007
Mommy Classes for Katie
An inside source has snitched to Us Weekly that Tom Cruise has ordered Katie Holmes to take "mommy lessons" at the Scientology Center. Friends say that Katie is neck-deep into Scientology and her only outside link is Posh Beckham. For some reason Tom still allows Katie to remain friends with her even though Posh has made it clear that she's not joining Scientology, because she wants to spend her money on shoes and purses instead.
A Scientology source said that the "mommy" classes are basically classes to learn parenting skills.
Katie still has her Scientology minder who was assigned to her when she started dating Tom. The minder has to make sure Katie doesn't say anything critical about the cult.
Scientology parenting classes scare. They most likely teach you how to prepare your tots for the mothership.
I'm waiting for the day Katie loses it in the middle of Barney's shoe department. That day is coming.
Monday, April 23rd 2007
Suri is Precious
All hail the Princess of Xenu!!!! TomKat and Suri attended the one-year Birthday party of Brooke Shields' daughter Grier this past weekend.
I love Suri even though she has alien face, but doesn't she look a wee bit older than 1? I don't know kids, but she could pass for 2 easily. Scandal!
It's also weird that Tom and Brooke are suddently bffs after he bitched her ass out a while ago. Keeping your enemies closer I guess.
Source: TomKatCrazy
Friday, April 20th 2007
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Terrorize NYC!
Tinted shades, three-piece suit and shaggy hair? Tom Cruise is showing his true pimp. I mean he's basically Katie Holmes' pimp. He's so weird and totally creeps me out. He probably has a very large collection of stuffed birds. Uck!
Tom brought out his doll, Katie Holmes, to the NYC Rescue Workers Detoxification Project Benefit Gala in NYC last night. Yup, that's his little Scientology project where he wants to help 9/11 workers using alien methods.
Tom told the audience, "Nearly six years later, many are still paying a price for their heroic service at the World Trade Center. This is a profound injustice."
He then prayed to Xenu and oxygen tanks filled with planet gas dropped from the ceiling for every man, woman and child in the room.
Tom is finally looking like the cult leader he is!
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Busted Ass Face
Katie Holmes was in Los Angeles on Monday to have steak with her woman. Did she let Suri cut her bangs with rubber scissors? It's really bothering me. Not only that, but she looks like she has no soul. Silly me, she doesn't have a soul!
Source: ICYDK
Thursday, April 19th 2007
Don't Let Tom Find Out
Katie Holmes is apparently using her time in Louisiana to quietly get back in touch with friends and family. Katie's down there to shoot "Mad Money" with Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton. Sources say that she's trying to mend her relationship with her family which was strained, because of Tom.
She also reportedly called Meghann Birie, a childhood friend. “She wanted to talk to someone not in Camp Cruise. Katie told Meghann she can’t believe she abandoned her old life.”
Katie's been talking to Catholic priests in an effort to get back to her old faith. Katie was born and raised Catholic, but is now a member of the mothership.
Whoops! If all this is true, her plan has been foiled! Upon reading this, Tom will snatch away all her phones and readjust the bug in her brain to make sure this never happens again. This is sooo "Sleeping with the Enemy. "
Katie knows that if she opens her cupboard and all the can labels are facing forward, she's fucked!
Source: MSNBC
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