TomKat
Monday, June 18th 2007
Aliens Heart Football
TomKat spent their Father's Day watching David Beckham's last game with Real Madrid. He's now free to play for Los Angeles. Oh and they won. Posh also attended, but looked more interested in sucking the attention than watching the game. Overdressed much? She's dressed perfectly to takeover a major corporation, but not to attend a football game. God, she's hot.
Katie looks like a 45-year-old pill popper which is probably not far from the truth.
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Friday, June 8th 2007
Robot Talk
Jann Carl sat down with Katie Holmes on the set of her new movie "Mad Money." Jann asks the tough questions including what Tom Cruise thinks about her passionate love scene. What do you think JANN?!? He doesn't give a fuck! He's only jealous, because he's not the one making out with the man meat.
Katie creeps me out. Tom should've programmed her to be more "life-like."
VIA ONTD
Saturday, June 2nd 2007
Suri is a Genius
Suri Cruise can not only summon spaceships in one single nod, she can also write thank-you notes on her own stationary! A store owner received a special note when Suri and her mother came in to purchase a few things.
The woman said, "The stationery is cream-colored with 'Suri Cruise' embossed across the top," The note read "Dear Melissa and Pam, Thank you so much for the beautiful frame for Suri. It is so sweet and reminds us of our wonderful visit to your store and our time in Shreveport. It was a pleasure meeting you, and we thank you again for this unexpected treasure. Warmly, Katie and Suri."
Damn, Suri can spell better than me. Creepy! Maybe she can write her mommy a "help me" letter!
Source: People
Wednesday, May 30th 2007
Nicole Jealous of Katie?! PLEASE!
Sources close to Nicole Kidman claim that she was hurt that Jada Pinkett Smith said that Katie Holmes was a "great mother" to Nicky's adopted children. Connor and Isabella live full-time with TomKat in Beverly Hills and according to OK! Magazine Nicole wants to make sure her children don't get too chummy with their stepmom. Their stepmother is an alien!!!
Nicole's rep said, "I doubt Nicole even saw the Jada Pinkett stuff."
Since when does Nicky cares about her kids! I'm sure Nicky isn't jealous and is relieved that the role of Mrs. Cruise is now being played by somebody else!
Source: Post Chronicle
Friday, May 25th 2007
Countdown to the Deflowering of Katee Holmes!
Katee Holmes' official website is up and has a clock counting down the days, hours and minutes until she gets her cherry popped! This is the chick that has got KATIE Holmes pissed off. Yeah, KATIE actually feels emotion when it's needed.
Defamer already has some great porn title ideas for Ms. KATEE's soon-to-be successful porn career.
Porking Mrs. Tingle
Phone Booth Full of Anal Sluts
And I've added a few of my own:
Fist Daughter
The Ice Porn
Dawson's Crack
Play along! This is a fun game for a slow Friday...
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
Don't Do It Katie!
Tom Cruise apparently purchased his new $35 million in hopes to expand his family. What, the other mansion wasn't big enough?! Tom and Katie Holmes are reportedly during one of their 7 bedrooms into a nursery.
A source said, “He told her how much he loves their little girl [Suri] and how he wants to have another baby when Katie’s ready. She told him she’s ready.”
This "source" was probably paid to say all of this. The baby is probably currently being built and Katie will once again have to wear that pillow crap. Let's see they have an Asian robot now, they should totally pull an Angelina Jolie and get an African robot next!
PS - WTF is Katie wearing? Is it 1999 again and nobody told me!
Source: MSNBC
Tuesday, May 22nd 2007
"Help Me"
Awww! Tom and Suri Cruise almost look like a normal daughter and father and then you realize the crazy that lurks below. Tom played with Suri while on the set of Katie Holmes' new movie. I love the look on the dude's face in the third picture. He has that "you better have my money" look. He's totally blackmailing Tom!
Anyways, Suri is a doll. No, she's literally a doll.
Source: TC Forever
Tuesday, May 22nd 2007
Katie Holmes is Not Happy With This Girl
The girl above is a wannabe porn star that claims she's a virgin and will lose her cherry on video in her first porn flick. The girl has changed her name to Katee Holmes. Tom Cruise's little property isn't happy.
A rep for KATIE Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot."
A rep for KATEE Holmes said that she's doing it as a tribute to KATIE, because she's portrayed innocence in everything she's doing. Well, up until she sold her soul for a quick paycheck and married Tom Cruise.
The virginal KATEE also said, "I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it."
KATIE's camp said that Tom will have the woman murdered by sunset. Ok, no...her camp said they were "weighing" their options.
KATEE Holmes is a boring porn name! She better watch herself though. Don't mess with Scientology! This chick is going to be found in a field somewhere barely alive saying the words "you had me at hello" over and over again.
Source: New York Post
Thursday, May 17th 2007
Beam Me Up Suri
Katie Holmes brought Suri Cruise to the set of "Mad Money" yesterday. Little Suri is growing fast and I can't wait for the day till the day she writes a tell-all. You know her ass is going to be effed up!
She's an angel sent from Xenu.
Source: TomKat Crazy
Monday, May 14th 2007
Scientology Cakes
Fridays on the set of "Mad Money" in Shreveport, La. are becoming Katie Holmes' day. For the third straight Friday, Katie has brought cupcakes, ice cream and pizza for the entire 200-man crew. This isn't homegrown stuff either. Katie had pizzas flown in from Chicago.
Tom and Suri have also been making the rounds on the set playing and talking with the crew. One crew member said, "They all truly could not have looked happier. ... They were just like any other family in the South."
The South of CRAZY!
There's no way I'd eat that! It's probably laced with some crazy ingredient that turns your brains into mush and makes you more "obedient." That's probably what Tom gave to Katie on their first "date."
Source: People
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