Sadness

Monday, May 28th 2007

R.I.P. Charles Nelson Reilly

 
Actor, director and star of "Match Game" Charles Nelson Reilly passed away Friday in Los Angeles of complications from pneumonia, his partner Patrick Hughes confirmed. 
 
Source: Wikipedia
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, May 21st 2007

Nobody Wants to Marry Jodie Marsh

 
Who wouldn't want to marry this portrait of a fine lady?! Jodie Marsh is currently shooting a MTV UK reality show where she's going to pick a dude and marry him from a huuuge casting call.
 
The first National casting call was held yesterday in London. Holy Moly! reports that the casting call attracted all of two men. Yes, two dudes showed up for that shit and one of the dudes was drunk! Hey, that's probably twice as many as they thought would show up!
 
Why aren't people taking this woman seriously? All she wants is love followed by a load in the butt crack or is it a load in the butt crack followed by love?
 
Jodie let's quit all the games and just come and marry me! We are both lonely and hurting. We need each other like a genital wart needs puss. Pun intended.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, May 7th 2007

The Hoff Can't See His Kids

 
A Los Angeles judge has temporarily stopped David Hasselhoff's right to see his children after a videotape of him drunk was released to the media. The tape shows The video shows a drunk Hoff eating a pizza shirtless while answering questions from his 17yo daughter. 
 
A judge will hold a hearing on May 21st to determine how the tape will affect his long-term rights. He is currently only allowed telephone contact with his kids.
 
Prior to the hearing, The Hoff, his ex-wife and their kids will have to meet with a psychologist. 
 
So he can't see his kids, because he's a drunk? I mean his daughter is 17, isn't that her decision? It seems like she only videotaped daddy to help him. He's still The Hoff and he's still a mess, but I think he probably needs a little love from his kids. Who's gonna love him?
 
Source: TMZ
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, April 30th 2007

Sony is SICK!!!!!!

 
Heather Mills where are you when we really need you?!
 
Sony used a freshly slaughtered goat to promote their video game "God of War II." Guests at the party were invited to eat offal from the goat's stomach. Offal is basically goat intestines! WTF is wrong with Sony?! The pictures even appeared in the official  Playstation magazine.
 
God of War II is being called the most violent video game in history.
 
Sony claims the goat was not killed at the event and was brought to the party already dead. Yeah, that helps. The event was held in Greece. Sony has apologized and said they are "conducting an investigation." What's to investigate!?!!!
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Jenna Jameson's Cancer Struggle

 
Jenna Jameson said a couple of weeks ago not to past judgements about her weight, because we have no idea what she's going through. She told Us Weekly recently about her miscarriage and cancer struggle. Back in the '04 Jenna went to the doctor and he discovered a misshapen mole that turned out to be malignant melanoma.  She also found out she was pregnant, but the next day she miscarried. She thinks it was due to stress from the Cancer.
 
She said, “If the pregnancy would have lasted, I wouldn’t have had the surgery. So it was all in God’s plan.”
 
Jenna is now cancer free!
 
It's sad, but at least she has Baby Huey to keep her warm now. Damn, he's hot and don't judge me! I've always had a sexual attraction towards ducks!
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, April 17th 2007

Fred Phelps is the Devil

 
I didn't post anything on the tragedy at VT yesterday, because it really didn't feel right. I was glued to CNN all day and I did feel foolish writing about Britney being a dumbass when the rest of the country's attention was focused elsewhere. I still feel stupid writing about it now, because what do I know? I know things tragic happen everyday, but I guess this was just really close to home. My thoughts are with those.
 
Anyway, I felt the need to discuss the hatred of Fred Phelps and his band of nutjobs.
 
If you don't know this bitch then watch this video I posted last year of his insane daughter.  These hos hate gays, like really gays. They are planning to use the tragedy at VT to get a little press. They never miss an opportunity.
 
Towleroad reports that the Westboro Baptist Church posted this on their website:
 
"WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet. Your bloody tyrant Bush says he is 'horrified' by it all. You know nothing of horror -- yet. Your true horror is coming. 'They shall also gird themselves with sackloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame shall be upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads' (Eze. 7:18).

Why did this happen, you ask? It's simple. Your military chose to shoot at the servants of God today, and all they got for their effort was terror. Then, the LORD your God sent a crazed madman to shoot at your children. Was God asleep while this took place? Was He on vacation? Of course not. He willed this to happen to punish you for assailing His servants."

I'm sure these idiots will have police protection, but they better watch their asses. They will also blame the gays for this tragedy, because that's the only card they can play. I'm waiting patiently for the day that a gay hooker comes forward claiming he got down with Fred. I mean, it's inevitable.

Please feel free to comment below, but be cool. Don't be a total douche.

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Sunday, April 15th 2007

R.I.P. Don Ho

 
The original HO, Don Ho, passed away yesterday morning due to heart failure. He was 76. Don will be my tiny bubble now and forever!
 
At least we still have Hoku Ho.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

People Get Old

People get old. Some get old faster than other.

Exhibit A:

Gene Wilder at a book signing for "My French Whore" in NYC this afternoon. He's had it rough, but thankfully his Cancer is in remission. He's still a funny bastard at 73!

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 13th 2007

Olivia Newton-John's Daughter is Battling Anorexia

Olivia Newton-John's 21-year-old daughter, Chloe Lattanzi, gave an interview with Australia's Woman's Day about her struggle with anorexia. The magazine also talked to Olivia. Chloe who is still quite skinny today was asked how she's dealing with things.

"I’m taking very good care of myself now but I’m not going to be like ‘Oh, I eat pizza every day!’ And I’m honest about that. It hurts my heart when I think how many girls are going through that [eating disorders], and I’m lucky that I got through it because it’s a fatal thing if you don’t pull through it."

Olivia had some advice for other parents with children battling eating disorders. "That the parent need look at why their child has developed such a detrimental disease. And look at the issues causing the disorder. Listen to your child. Be supportive. Eating disorders are usually nothing to do with food. Parents need to be with their child to see them through it. All the therapists in the world can’t help if the parents aren’t present, loving and proactive."

You can read the rest of the interview here

Damn, poor Olivia! She's had breast cancer, a missing boyfriend and now this? Xanadu was bad, but not that bad! Everything will work out! She's already grocery shopping in public and that's a plus, right?

Image Source: Flynet

Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 9th 2007

Johnny's Daughter Released From Hospital

Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, entered a London hospital 9 days ago for a mysterious illness. Johnny and his partner, Vanessa Paradis have been by her side ever since. Johnny is in town to film "Sweeney Todd" where he plays the title character. Some reports are saying that Lily has a blood disease from a rusty nail she stepped on. Nothing has been confirmed.

She has finally been released from the hospital and is said to be doing better. Johnny's rep said, "We are happy to report their daughter is doing much better. The family greatly appreciates the continued support."

Rusty nail? Do they live in the olden times? Does she have the consumption too? Glad Lily's doing better and hopefully when she's feeling up to it, she can tell her damn mother to get her teefs fixed!

Source

Posted by: Michael K


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