Rehab
Thursday, August 9th 2007
Stomach Pumping Is So Nasty
Amy Wino's rep and record label still stand by their story that she collapsed due to her heavy touring schedule and "exhausation." There are reports that Amy was rushed to a London hospital, because of an overdose. It has been claimed that she had to have her stomach pumped and that she's still in the hospital "resting."
The Sun claims that Amy was carried into the emergency room by her douche husband. Sources say she was given an adrenaline shot and had her stomach pumped.
Friends hope that this recent event will wake Amy up and force her to get the help that she needs. Her friends have apparently been calling her record company and management begging them to force her into rehab. I say..No..No..No...sorry I couldn't help it.
Friends also claim that Amy's husband has made matters worse due to his heavy drug-use and party ways.
Wino needs more than rehab. They need to ship her and Dreamboat Doherty off to some science lab where they can completely drain their blood. It's the only way!
Wednesday, August 1st 2007
Rehabbing Jolie
Angelina Jolie weighs 98lbs according to Star Magazine . The mag claims that Brad is trying to get her into a rehab clinic for eating disorders. Sources close to the couple say that Angelina is extremely depressed especially after the death of her mother earlier this year.
This source said, “Brad seems worried sick about Angie, and he doesn’t know what else he can d. At this point, I think getting professional help might be the wisest way to go. He didn’t want it to come to this, but gong to a rehab center for eating disorders may be the best thing for Angelina.”
Apparently Brad is at the edge and is very close to leaving Angelina. Reportedly she's become clingy and won't allow him to go out with his friends, but she doesn't want to go out either.
“A lot of it is because of Angelina. She used to be this exciting woman. Now she seems cold, withdrawn, aloof and lethargic. Brad finds himself pulling back.”
“All he wants is for her to get healthy, and it doesn’t look like she can do it on her own. Having the help of a team of professionals trained in eating disorders could really do wonders for Angelina. At least Brad hopes it can, because he is running out of ways to help her.”
Countdown to the end! I'll say by the end of the year, these two are DONE. What will Saint Brangelina worshippers do when this happens? Their hearts will have to be split in two along with their personalities. One for Angie and one for Brad!
My heart however will always belong to Maddox! Oh and that monkey she's holding. I like that monkey.
Image: Popbytes
Tuesday, July 24th 2007
Is She Or Isn't She In Rehab?
Several media outlets are reporting that Lindsay Lohan has checked herself back into rehab and it's not Promises. Some seem to think it's the Betty Ford Center. Sources have now told "The Insider" that she isn't in rehab, but is still in Los Angeles.
White Oprah told "The Insider"
"I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our] home. Lindsay is in a safe place. And we are trying to strategically work out our next step. We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up -- this is my daughter and we love her. We are waiting for the press frenzy to die down and leave her alone. And please respect our privacy."
Um....this coming from a woman who took cameras into Wonderland the first time Lindsay was in rehab. Save it WO! Put it in the bank.
Monday, July 23rd 2007
Just Out!
Brigitte Nielsen checked herself into rehab on July 9th and she's already out! She told Popbytes at last night's roasting of Foofy Foofy that she's out and ready to start "her new life." She attended with her husband, Mattia Dessi.
2 weeks of rehab? They probably told her..."Um...there's nothing we can do! You're a lost cause! Go booze it up!"
Awww...nobody's a lost cause. Well, maybe Blohan.
Friday, July 20th 2007
Gitta's In Rehab!
What is Foofy Foofy going to say? Brigitte Nielsen has checked herself into rehab reports E! News . Her manager confirmed yesterday, but wouldn't say for what or when? I'm guessing BOOZE. If you ever watched a single episode of "The Surreal Life" you know this chick loves the sauce. I think she would even drink first thing in the morning. Bitch would get falling down drunk. Entertaining for TV, sad for life.
Gitta was set to appear at Sunday's Comedy Central Roasting of Flavor Flav and it looks like that's not going to happen.
Get better Gitta! By the way I totally have those shoe earrings in gold. They are a little too demure for my taste.
Thursday, June 7th 2007
Richie Goes To Rehab
Not wanting to be left out or something, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has joined the recent trend: rehab.
A rep for his band tells PEOPLE, "Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles. He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."
You have a representative announce that you're going into rehab, then you turn around and say you want your privacy? He could have just not said anything. His secret would have been safe... we never would have known until he got out probably.
The reasons as to why he entered are unclear at this time.
Thanks crazymommylady
Monday, May 28th 2007
Blohan's Going Back to Rehab!
Shocking! Lindsay Lohan is checking herself back into rehab today according to InTouch Weekly . This time she's going to Britney Spears' old haunt at Promises in Malibu. She finished a 30-day outpatient program last February at Wonderland.
Blohan was arrested (but not taken to jail) on Saturday morning after she crashed her car into a tree. She might have been under the influence of coke and booze.
She didn't have a care in the world when she was photographed early this morning passed out in her friend Samantha Ronson's car. She looked like a mess!
Lindsay will check herself in this afternoon according to friends. The friend said, "She finally realizes it’s the right thing to do. She is going willingly.”
Damage control! I hope homegirl gets her shit together, because she is royal mess. She doesn't know how good she has it and she should be grateful for the things she has. A million girls would kill to be in her place. Dumb ho better not be checking herself in and out either! I can't waaaait to hear what White Oprah has to say!
Image: Splash
Wednesday, May 23rd 2007
Nicole Richie Probably Got Bored
Early this morning there were rumors that Nicole Richie checked her ass into rehab, but her rep denies it. Star Magazine insists she entered rehab on an out-patient basis on May 11th to fight being an ano and having an addiction to painkillers. They said she checked herself full-time on May 19th.
Her rep said, "She is not in rehab. She is at home in Glendale. Sobriety is an ongoing process but she is sober."
Bitch was probably jealous of Paris Hilton getting all the attention so decided she'd put herself out there more. She probably just went to rehab for a quick touch-up the way some of you get your highlights touched up.
Furthermore, bitch lives in Glendale?!
Tuesday, May 15th 2007
Sarah Harding Thinks Rehab is For "Pussies"
Sarah Harding is a member of the UK girl's group Girls' Aloud and is also a notorious drunk. She said she "admires" Liam Gallagher for being a drunk ass fool and refusing to go to rehab.
She said, "Only pussies go to rehab. I'm a bit of a geezer-bird, but I don't drink pints."
"You become a pro at walking from the club to the car seeming sober. But then the photgraphers follow you home. Not so long ago they had a picture of me falling on my driveway!
"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."
An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies."
Source: Female First
Wednesday, May 9th 2007
Jonathan Rhys Meyers' Out of Rehab!
That was fast! Jonathan Rhys Meyers checked himself into rehab late last month and he's already out. I guess they cured him fast! He was spotted having lunch with a friend yesterday in Los Angeles. He's skeevy, but I'd hit it. Wait, did he hit Lohan? If so, eff that! He'd have to triple bag it.
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