Reality TV

I know I'm a bad Flavor of Love fan! I didn't do a recap on the reunion. The truth is, that shit sucked harder than Bootz in a room full of rappers. One of the highlights came when Buckwild threw her $3 Payless pump at New York. This shit was so planned, because dumb ass has put said shoe on eBay. I mean this shit made the Jerry Springer show look spontaneous. The other highlight came when Krazy squeezed her ass cheeks together to try and sound good while singing some beat down song. As New York would say, bitch is fraudulent!

Speaking of frauds, a few of you have written me on the status of Delishis and Foofy's relationship. Now that he's admitted to knocking up some broad with his 7th child....the status of their relationship has been questioned. Foofy actually knocked up the random ho before he started filming Flavor of Love 2. I've heard that he's still with Delishis, but who knows and who cares?

Another rumor is that he will appear on New York's reality show and beg him to take him back. When she denies him, he will again search for love on Flavor of Love 3.

PS - If you really want to get grossed out,
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to see a picture of New York and Pumkin kissing. I say ewww.

For the ten of you out there that watch The Bachelor, you know that this show is maybe half a step-up from Flavor of Love. The girls are just as delusional and skanky. So, it’s a huge surprise that the producers are trying desperately to get the Pope on the show. They think they actually have a chance.

The latest installment takes place in Rome and features a fake Prince. Executive Producer Mike Fleiss has said that they’ve tried several times to get the Pope. He said, “We’ll sneak the cameras into Vatican Square. We’ll do something. Wouldn’t it be cool to see the Pope praying with the bachelor and giving him guidance to make the right decision?”

Mike envisions the Pope advising Prince Lorenzo on whom to give his final rose to. I agree with him that it would be cool for Pope Eggs Benedict to be there, but it would also be cool to see Prince Lorenzo and his final hag fall into a hole filled with anacondas. I mean it would be cool, but it will never happen.

Actually, the Pope loves Prada. They should just bribe him with a new pair of Prada sneakers.

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Sharon Osbourne needs to shut her damn fug trap. I usually love her ass, but lately she’s been on my last nerve. This time she’s going after Madonna and comparing doll-faced, David Banda, to a Louis Vuitton bag. She told Howard Stern, "She bought a baby for God's sake. It's like getting a Louis Vuitton handbag."

"It's a crock of shit. If she wants to help the kid she should have got the father a little trade going, a fruit stand or something like that and built him a mud hut. If the kid is sick then get him a doctor, what was the father supposed to do, he can't read or write. She should have left him in his own culture, that is what I say. Madonna should have given the money to an orphanage, got them a 24-hour paramedic. She bought a baby for God's sake."

Um, excuse me Sharon “used to be a fat hog” Osbourne. What the hell have you done lately? I sort of agree with her, but Sharon has a lot of money and she could easily do something to help children and has she? No! Madge is a hag face, but at least she’s trying to do something with all her cash and celebrity. Sharon is just going on radio shows running her mouth. Bitch needs to go back being a fat hog, so she can stuff that mouth with a Philly cheesesteak to keep it shut.

Damn I want a cheesesteak.

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Last season's American Idol contained a little snot-nosed, fake-haired, phoney-accent, dumb-ass bitch named Kellie Pickler. Kick Pickler! Each week that I was subjected to her ass I wanted to jump through my TV and sock her in the bagina. She literally made the drums in my ears explode into a million little pieces. Well, she's back to taunt me some more. Here's the new single from her debut album. This song is probably one of Carrie Underwood's cast-offs. The video looks like it was shot on a camcorder for $50. Kellie got that $50 from sucking off a High School Football team. Yeah, I'm bitter cause I thought that ho was gone for good!!!

Yet another lame photoshoot on last night's America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks was as annoying as ever. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. One minute she's telling a girl that she looks like she doesn't want to be here and then she's telling a girl that she wants to be here too much. Blah, blah, blah...bitch needs to eat her own wig. And they still haven't sent home Jaeda the she-lady! I don't get it?! Is Tyra really sucking her dick?

The photoshoot featured Fabio in various situations with the girls. They each shot their own romance novel cover. Give me a damn break. This week I didn't have a favorite or a least favorite. They were all stupid.

Caridee (above) is so going to win this.

Michelle & Melrose

Jaeda & Eugena

Brooke (eliminated) & Amanda

Anchal

Here's a little sneak peak of this Sunday's Flavor of Love reunion which brings back all of the trash from season 2. New York is no doubt going to kick some ass and announce that she's The Flavorette. She also tucked her dick in for a special night when she attended the Fox Reality Awards yesterday evening.

This may or may not be the cover of Fantasia's second album. She totally looks like Eva the Diva from America's Next Top Model. I sort of like it, but I have a dumb question to ask. Is it racist to make her skin darker? She's not that black. She probably should've went with one of these pictures instead.

Below are shots of Eva at some beat party last night.

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Look who has come to me from the skies above in a beacon of light! It's my good pal, Hottie, from Flavor of Love 1. She is seriously one of the most elegant and gorgeous ladies I have ever seen in my life. Hottie still has the eyes of crazed deer in the headlights, but I'm hypnotized by her so. Hottie attended last night's Fox Reality Remix Really Awards in Los Angeles. I'm not sure if she picked an award, but she's most certainly Best Actress material. God, she's perfection.

ABC is ripping off from the British yet again by making a reality show about overweight people walking far distances or something. The UK show was called Too Big to Walk? and brought together a group of people trying to lose weight, uniting them and following them as they walk 500 miles. Executive Producer, Nick Emerson says that the show is more positive than "The Biggest Loser." He said, “We think it’s the boldest weight-loss show to hit America. It feels very fresh and different. It’s not about being kept away from food and the rest of the world with a personal trainer and spending hours in the gym. It’s a bigger, more positive show.” Source