"I've never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn't even know what crystal meth was. And I haven't known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the 80s. The only person I've told to lose weight is my mom."
Editor's Note - Is that Farrah Fawcett making a mess face in the back?
Hide your virgins! Like there's virgins in NYC? Anyway, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe hit fashion week hard. She's done all the shows and it....shows. She's at Peter Som in this pics. Girlfriend needs to pop into Teri Snatcher's plastic surgeon's office to "NOT GET BOTOX." Deep down I love ChupaZoe and want her to force feed me meth and tell me I'm too fat to wear Lanvin.
Gawker has learned that stylist to the skeletons, Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe, has sold a collection of tips to Harper Publishing. The little book of tidbits is currently called Style from A to Zoe: The Guide to All Things Glamour. I'm guessing the title "How to Make a Fatso Lose 300lbs in 10 Days or Less" was out of the question.
I'm thinking her tips are going to be sugarcoated since her real tips are probably illegal in most states.
Chupacabra and Mischa Barton being fug at the Weinstein Company's GG party 1/15/07
Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe: Um...OMG...I can't look! I'm melting! Mercy!
I kind of missed Rachel Zoe. I haven't seen here in a while. She's probably been busy terrorizing the Hollywood young. She's seen here with Cojo at a W Magazine party last night. Maybe Rachel can help a girl out and suck the bloat out of her!
Note - That's really not Chastity Bono. It's entertainment reporter, Steve "Cojo" Cojocaru.
Rachel Zoe made her way into the dark to attend the D&G party last night. This is one of her first public outings since being fired by Nicole Richie. Not being able to suck the blood of Richie has certainly taken its toll on the chupacabra. Homegirl looks about 105!
She has the jawline of an old, white Republican!
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publisist instead of a nutritionist?
HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup...