Quote of the Day

"I've never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn't even know what crystal meth was. And I haven't known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the 80s. The only person I've told to lose weight is my mom."

Editor's Note - Is that Farrah Fawcett making a mess face in the back?

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Thanks Candita

on if the country is ready for a Black president:

"It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?"

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“It was in a small village. I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”

Editor's Note - Gangsters = Aniston & Cox

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"Anna Nicole had two surgeries after the birth of her baby because she wanted to breast- feed. She had been told by her doctors that she was too toxic because she had leaking implants." Editor's Note: I think Sally was breast fed with toxic milk too, but she's still way hot. Source

on changing his niece's diaper:

"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"

Source Thanks Gus