Quote of the Day
There are lots of children that need a home in America. I feel we have forgotten about our own kids. With Brad and Angelina it’s whatever works for them.”
“Maybe I haven’t found the right woman because my sister is too picky for me. Any woman has to go through two filters, me and then my sister.
“I’m a perfectionist by nature. Then, because I’m so close to Angie it’s like I’ve already got the perfect woman in my life and it’s hard for anyone else to live up to that."
"Try to imagine. You go to Beverly Hills High, one of the wealthiest High Schools in the nation. Even the cheapest car that anyone has is brand new. All my friends are well off. I have a movie-star father and no car."
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"I've never touched a drug in my life. Until recently, I didn't even know what crystal meth was. And I haven't known the name of a diet drug since Dexatrim in the 80s. The only person I've told to lose weight is my mom."
Editor's Note - Is that Farrah Fawcett making a mess face in the back?
on if the country is ready for a Black president:
"It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?"
“It was in a small village. I won’t say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily.”
Editor's Note - Gangsters = Aniston & Cox
"Anna Nicole had two surgeries after the birth of her baby because she wanted to breast- feed. She had been told by her doctors that she was too toxic because she had leaking implants." Editor's Note: I think Sally was breast fed with toxic milk too, but she's still way hot. Source
on changing his niece's diaper:
"I wanted to see what it was like. So she handed me my niece and I put her down on the changing table and I un-knotted her organic diaper. I really never knew, and I am naive, of course, but I never knew that it was orange. I have a very short gag reflex. So when I saw it (I started gagging). I (was gagging) and handed her back!"
Source Thanks Gus