Photoshop Awards

 

Keira Knightley is still the face of Chanel's perfume Coco. In its latest ad Keira goes sort-of topless. Methinks they photoshopped a little tit in there, because isn't K as flat as a board?

 

I'm guessing they also had to photoshop a pleasant expression on her face since bitch always has a grouchy constipated look in real life.

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

 

 

This is the ad for Britney Spears' latest fragrance, Believe. No bitch, I don't believe that's you. Access Hollywood spoke to Elizabeth Arden who claims this photo was shot earlier THIS summer. Yeah, THIS summer and not the summer of 1998.

 

A rep for EA said, “The only person in the national print ad for Britney’s Believe fragrance is Britney Spears."

 

Her new scent was described as, “We all have beliefs that are treasures in our soul. Some are fun with a superstitious twist, others are words to live and love by, the remainder serves as inspiration when we need it the most. Britney’s next fragrance is a reflection of her soul. As she shares her beliefs, we reflect on our own.” 

 

Reflection of her soul?! Crazy in a bottle!!!

 

 

 

 

Hmmm....I'm not even sure if Mariah Carey looked like that out of the womb! This is beyond Photoshop. This is straight-up taking her face and pasting it onto someone else's head and body.

 

Her fragrance probably smells like dead butterflies, fried chicken, puppies in the washing machine and lambs. 

 

Source: Mariah Daily

 

 

 

 

Kelly Osbourne has been confirmed to make her West End theater debut in "Chicago" as Mama Morton. 22-year-old Kelly will start performances on September 10th.

 

Kelly has lost a little weight for the role, but what weight she hasn't lost Photoshop has taken care of. They even airbrushed out her tattoos. Fancy that.  Below is a picture of Kelly in June with more Chicago ads. 

 

Yeah, she looks good, but she's also probably barely breathing from being stuffed into that corset!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jezebel brings us a little touched and untouched photo of Faith Hill on the cover of Redbook Magazine. Isn't Redbook supposed to be about natural beauty and shit? You know, the job isn't that excessive. Although, they did make her arm look like a really long ankle.

 

Click here to see the larger and jumpy version of the cover. I didn't post it here, because it started to make me twitch!

 

 

 

There's something to be said when Nicole Kidman doesn't have one wrinkle on The Golden Compass poster, but Daniel Craig has plenty!  Why is it ok for him to have the Nile river running through his face, but not OK for Nicole. 

 

They probably didn't even have to airbrush her ass. She gets a little help from "Photoshop in a Bottle" aka BOTOX! 

 

 

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Fergie Ferg most likely has a photoshopper on staff by now! Two actually! A day-shifter and a night-shifter. They shouldn't erase the meth face though. That's my favorite part!

 

 

 

No it's not She-Ra, it's fucking Betsey Johnson. That's just Photoshop, that's straight-up crayola and markers!

 

 

 

 

WTF?! They look like bobbleheads and I'm not sure that's intentional. They seriously took their heads and put it on somebody else's body!

 

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They basically cut Kelly Clarkson's arms in half! Put two of those together and that's what one of her arms! That being said I like Kelly in the suit. You know Clay Gayken's asshole is getting wet over that.