Pete Doherty

 

It's a new day which means there's a new video of Pete Doherty doing drugs. The Daily Mirror has video of Pete Doherty snorting 5 lines of cocaine. Shocking, right? That's like seeing video of me dancing around to Tiffany's "I Think We're Alone Now" with just a sock on my ding dong and a pink wig on my head. It's not shocking. Wait...did I just admit to something I shouldn't have?

 

The video was taken right after Dreamboat issued a statement stating he was going to clean up and go back to rehab. In the video Dreamboat chops up 5 fat lines and snorts them up. Recently a video of Petey shooting up heroin surfaced.

 

Yawn.

 

Show me a video of Pete eating fruits and veggies and then I'll truly be shocked, dumbfounded and disturbed.

 

Source: The Daily Mirror - Image: Wenn

 

 

 

Petey Doherty was in court yesterday to support Amy Wino's husband, Blake Fieldmouse or whatever the hell his name is,. Blake was officially charged with witness tampering. 3 other men were also arrested and charged. Blake will stay in custody until a hearing on November 23rd.

 

Blake and 3 other men reportedly paid a witness $400,000 in exchange for an altered testimony in an assault case. Blake was due to stand trial for allegedly beating down a barman with another man last June. That trial was set to begin November 12th.

 

Wino was also in court and apparently cried and told Blake she loved him. Blah..blah...blah.

 

What the hell was Petey doing there? My guess is that Wino brought him in as an expert! Pete is a professional at getting away with almost anything. The judges love him and maybe Wino felt with him there they will let her husband go. I'm sure Pete flashed a smile at the judge like "Petey's here! Now you can drop all charges!"

 

Unfortch, Petey's magic didn't work this time.

 

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Petey Doherty has apologized for doing heroin!  The Sun posted a video of Pete shooting up after the MTV Europe Awards last week.  

 

He issued this statement:

 

Awww.....I forgive you. How could I not? Look at that face. I've always had a soft spot for this junkie. Well, it's hard now....ok I'll stop.

 

Hey! Look on the bright side! At least he wasn't driving this time. He's learning.

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

 

Oh Pete! The Dreamboat never left the smack. I shouldn't be surprised, but it still cut deeps. Not as deep as Pete took a heroin needle, but still. The Sun has video of Pete shooting up allegedly after the MTV Europe Awards this past weekend. Click here to see the video. It's pretty standard. Spoon out, heroin on, cook it up, needle in arm and you're chasing the dragon.

 

While speaking to reporters at the MTV Awards Petey said he was drug free. Well, bitch lied. After seeing The Sun's video his spokeswhore said, "He's been a very foolish boy." DUH!

 

The Sun knows it was taken after the awards, because he's still wearing the green wristband from the party the night before.

 

Pete was released a few weeks ago by a judge who congratulated him on being drug free. Once again Pete has fooled the courts.

 

Maybe he'll get skinny again. I'm joking!!!!! Pete get off that smack! You can't afford it anyway. He won't listen. That dragon is his only love. I don't know why, because that dragon is a bitch! A mean dragon. Not a nice one like Puff the Magic Dragon. Sad.

 

 

 

 

AOL's The Cooler put together a list of the 11 Most Unsexiest Men in response to Maxim's 5 Unsexiest Women list. Maxim named Sarah Jessica Parker as the least sexy with Amy Wino, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears following her. That list was bunk ass! Where was Ann Coulter? Star Jones? Rosie O'Donnell? I mean SJP isn't my favorite, but you can't call her unsexy.

 

So....here's AOL's list and I must say that I disagree with 90% of their choices. And get this shit. They named Pete Doherty as the least sexiest man. WTF?! You can call Pete a lot of things, but unsexy is not one of them. That man made was made for sex. Actually, made for crack, but sex is second. So, here's the list with my response and replacement option!

 

11: Ben Stiller - WRONG! Replace with John Cusack

10. Eric Dane - SERIOUSLY WRONG! Replace with Zach Braff

9. Ryan Phillipe - WTF!!!! WRONG! Replace with Carrot Top

9 (tied). Josh Hartnett - WRONG AGAIN! Replace with Vince Vaughn

8. Pete Wentz - FINALLY I AGREE!!!

7. James Blunt - AGREED!

6. Kevin Connolly - WHO?! Replace with Fred Durst

5. Howard Stern - WRONG! Replace with Bill Maher

4. Simon Cowell - WRONG! Replace with Michael Jackson

3. Wilmer Valderrama WRONG! Replace with Rumer Willis

2. Brandon Davis - AGREED!

1. Pete Doherty - WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! Replace with Clay Aiken

 

 

 

 

 

 

After Amy Wino's hideous performance at the MTV Europe Awards last night, she was booed when she accepted an award for Artists' Choice. Pete Doherty immediately came to her defense.

 

He was asked what advice he would give Wino,  "I wouldn't give her any. She's fine. It's all bollocks. People should leave her alone. I went for a drink with her earlier today and she's totally fine. Perfectly healthy and happy.

"People are saying she's out of control, but she's not. She's a sensible girl and she knows what she's doing. She ain't doing nothing wrong."

Who the hell asked Pete to give Wino advice. From one crackhead to another. Hey, that's a great title for an advice column. Of course she looks perfectly healthy to Pete! He probably thinks Britney is the epitome of sanity and health. 

Damn, she looks gone. I'll have whatever she's having.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pete Doherty was all smiles at the MTV Europe Awards held in Frankfurt  Munich on Thursday. Dreamboat was there with his band, Babyshambles. Petey recently split up with his girlfriend. I already forget the slag's name. I am going to choose to not believe the rumors that he's trying to date Courtney Love.

 

Dating Courtney would eff up his sobreity. If you suck on Courtney, it's like sucking on one big crack pipe. Now that I mention it, sucking on Pete would be like sucking on one big crack pipe too. I knew there was a reason why I was so hot for him.

 

What's with that necklace? Hmmm.....crack necklace! You melt it down and then smoke it up.

 

 

 

 

AS IF! Judges in the U.K. love Pete Doherty way too much to send him to jail. Once again Petey dodged a bullet today and was not sentenced to jail. He was given a fine and a suspended custodial sentence. This was for a drunk driving charge from last May. I've lost track on how many damn DUI charges he has. At least a million.

 

The fine was around $1,000.

 

Dreamboat will never EVER go to the clink! Trust me! He is above the law and it will stay that way. The day Petey goes to jail is the day I eat my own shit....again. Yes, I think I ate it once when I was little in the bath. Don't act like you've never shit in the bath when you were little and licked it! Ok, I was 23.  

 

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A judge released Pete Doherty from a drug treatment order today ending 18 months of supervision. Petey told the judge that he would continue treatment on his own and no longer needed state funding or supervision.

 

Pete told reporters outside that he was free from drugs and vowed to stay that way, "I think I am going to have to. I have kind of had enough really. It is just the beginning, you know what I mean, in their eyes. My life has changed, but I'm still a little bit wobbly. I am taking it one day at a time."

 

He will never go to jail, EVER! He could murder an entire village and the judge would still go "Eh, don't do it again!"

 

Look at him! He looks like a crackhead Willy Loman from Death of a Salesmen. It's a little depressing.  

 

 

 

 

Here comes Dreamboat! The Sun reports that Pete Doherty has dumped his girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, after a huge fight on Monday night. The two were reportedly engaged, but Dreamboat has had enough of Irina always being on his jock.

 

Pete has been telling friends that he wants Kate Moss back.

 

A friend said, “Irina has been following him around like a bad smell since the moment she caught his eye.  She is just so bossy — no one could stand her. Irina used to call and whinge that he should come over because she needed him.

“She was always telling Pete what to do and where to go, and in the end he had to tell her it was over. Everyone’s happy she’s gone — it wasn’t doing anything for band relations.”

The friend went on to say that Irina was just a rebound girlfriend and Dreamboat's gonna try and get Kate back.

The best part of the "friend's" quote is that Irina follows Pete around like a bad smell. This friend needs to take another whiff, because I'm pretty sure that bad smell is still there. 

EFF Kate! Petey deserves better. Been there, done that. He needs to aim higher. Naomi Campbell possibly? The fights would be legendary.

Image: Wenn