Pete Doherty
Thursday, June 21st 2007
God I Love Them Together
Kate Moss and Petey Doherty remind me of two little, bored kids passing the time by playing dress up and making up song. Well, two little kids on crack.
They need their own reality show like right now. Kate is so damn annoying! She has the voice of a witch! Her little girl probably looks at them and says "grow up!"
Crackheads are fun!
Sunday, June 17th 2007
God He's Hot
I think I'm in love. Do you believe in love at first infection? Pete Doherty seriously is the hottest man alive. Wait, is he even alive? I don't care what you say, he's the one for me. He can play me a song on his crackpipe and make a valentine for me out of his dried up scabs. Oh romance!
Here's Petey Dreamboat and my arch rival Kate Moss with Lila Grace last week at the Isle of Wright festival.
Monday, June 11th 2007
Does She Realize Who She's Dating?!
Mr. Amy Winehouse tried to play nice with Kate Moss at the Isle of Wright festival this past weekend. He put his arm around her and asked where Petey Doherty was. Kate Moss gave an answer that would make any mother proud, "‘Gone for a piss, you fucking queer!" Kate then had her bodyguard kick him out of her area.
I'm sure Kate feel threatend, because Amy and Mr. Amy are her biggest competition in the trashbag couple category. Why can't they just be friends and share their crack? Two 8-balls are better than one!
Hmm...which couple would you have a threesome with? I'd defintely take Kate and Pete. He could sing me a Disney song and she could yell at me and call me a stupid queer. That'd be hot.
Source: The Sun
Tuesday, May 29th 2007
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Love Coke
Perhaps Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are moving on to a different kind of coke? I doubt it. They were spotted out in London yesterday on the toxic beverage. Some say that Petey is finally getting his shit together, but a club full of patrons hoping to see him last night disagree.
Pete was supposed to make his debut as a DJ at London's Gatecrasher Festival yesterday, but bitch didn't show up. Fans had paid up to $80 per ticket and were left disappointed.
$80 for that crackhead!? I can get on any local subway to hear a crazy crackhead preach about how aliens are going to take over NYC and that would only cost me $2! I'm guessing only crackheads pay to see that crackhead!
PS - Kate has beautiful teefs.
Monday, May 21st 2007
Vintage Pete Doherty
This is a young Pete Doherty, wide-eyed, sober and eager being interviewed for MTV while waiting in line for the new Oasis album. This is before the crack, before all the arrests and before Kate Moss. Awwww...so fucking sweet. Drugs have sucked the cute out of him.
Thanks Carrie
Monday, May 21st 2007
8Ballers Wives
Pete Doherty showed off his football skills or something at a celebrity soccer match yesterday. Kate Moss cheered Petey and his team on to victory! Pete can do it all! Not only can he successfully shoot a vein in an eyeball, but he can also kick a ball around!
The phrase "CRACK QUEEF" immediately popped into my head after seeing the picture below.
Wednesday, May 16th 2007
He Looks Like He's Going to Puke On Her
Kate Moss made out with my man in London yesterday when the pair reunited after Kate's NYC visit. Kate was overseas to promote her Topshop line at Barnye's. Witnesses say they were all over each other and more in love than ever. Blah! Blah! Blah!
I know all of you think Petey is disgusting, but he's a major dreamboat. Look at that. Kate is a lucky woman to have nabbed some a hot piece. Imagine what his nasty ass is going to look like in 10 years. Eeeeek!
Source: Daily Mail
Monday, May 14th 2007
Call PETA!!!!
Pete Doherty was photographed leaving Kate Moss' house with a basket full of little kittens. While Petey waited for a taxi to take him to the recording studio he showed off his lovely friends to the paps. He also showed off some massive amounts of gray hair! Bitch is only 28!!!! Crack turns your hair gray, I guess.
Crack kittens! He's going to use those kitties to get his drugs across the border. No, I shouldn't say that. He loves them....umm....I hope. God, I love his ass and if I didn't get some dreadful disease I'd totally hit that.
Friday, May 11th 2007
STD ART
Pete Doherty has produced his own art made out of his own blood. The show called "Bloodworks" includes 14 pieces made with blood, pen and pencils.
The Bankrobber gallery in the Notting Hill part of London is showing his works for the next 4 weeks.
The owner said, "His use of blood lends itself perfectly to exploring the extraordinary personal and physical intensity that characterises so much of Peter’s life and work as an artist in the broadest sense."
Prices for his work haven't been established, but limited-edition prints are available starting around $700.
Nastiness. That is some contaminated art! That being said, my barfday is coming up and this would look lovely next to my Farrah Fawcett boob art.
Source: DM
Thanks Stacy
Monday, May 7th 2007
Get Him Into Guinness Already!!!
The most gorgeous man in the world, Pete Doherty, has been arrested AGAIN. I think everyone including the coppers have lost track on how many times this dreamboat has been put in handcuffs.
Petey was stopped by officers while driving around in London on Saturday night. He was arrested on suspicion of possessing a class A drug.
He was recently praised in court by a judge for his efforts in battling drug addiction.
A rep for Scotland Yard said, "About 10pm on (Saturday) police stopped a vehicle in Kensington High Street. The 28-year-old male driver was arrested on suspicion of possession of a class A drug. He was taken to a West London police station and subsequently bailed to return on a date in June."
A world record must have been broken. He seriously needs some kind of prize for being arrested the most times without serving any real jail time.
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