Pete Doherty

 

Pete Doherty is still holed up in a rehab facility and friends are saying he's finally clean. Pete agreed to meet with his estranged father. His father said in the past that he will never see Pete again until he gets off of the drugs.

 

Dreamy's manager said, “He has realized the important things in his life. He wants to be a father to his son — and a son to his father. He sees a future without drugs.” 

 

Yup, Pete has a son named Astile.

 

That's pretty scary. If Petey lets his cat smoke crack, what the hell does he let his son do?!

 

I'll believe it when I see it. 

 

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Pete Doherty was reportedly inspired by Courtney Love and sent Kate Moss a dead mouse. Courtney apparently gave Marc Jacobs' boyfriend the same gift and he wore it like a moron.

 

A source said, "Some people might find it disgusting but it's still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody balks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar."

 

First of all, this is not a fashion statement in Manhattan. Second of all, isn't it illegal to send dead shit in the mail? Not that Dreamboat cares, he's above the law! I'm sure Kate thought it was the sweetest thing in the world. She probably rubbed her no-no on it. 

 

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Dreamboat Doherty has been missing in action lately, because he's holed up in rehab. He's probably trying to figure all the different ways he can turn regular household items into a crackpipe. He's a regular MacGyver. CrackGyver!

 

Drug counselor to the stars, Courtney Love, decided to pay Dreamboat a little visit and according to reports they shared a few "tender moments" over coffee at a pub.  

 

This source said, “Pete respects Courtney for the struggle she’s faced, one that, like his, seemed insurmountable. He’s turning a corner now. And chatting to one of rock’s great survivors is a great help and inspiration for him. They had a brilliant talk. Pete was even allowed a pass out to take Courtney to Wetherspoons for a coffee and a meal deal.” 

 

A KISS?! Hurry up and get the World's best doctors and scientists on the clam! A new life-threatening disease has been born and we must stop it before it wipes out the human race! 

 

I'm going to choose to NOT believe this. Dreamboat is saving that "tender kiss" for me. I mean I've already bought the quarantine suit for it and everything. 

 

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The Sun claims that this picture is of Pete Doherty forcing his cat, Dinger, to smoke crack from a pipe he made especially for it. Friends apparently leaked the picture, because they want Pete's abuse to be exposed. Um...why didn't they just call animal services?

 

Friends say that after the cat smokes crack it passes out, suffers mood swings and thinks it can fly.  

 

A friend said, "One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Call the Pet Police!!!! If these so-called friends really cared they would do more than just leak the picture to the press. I do love Dreamboat Doherty, but this bitch is insane and he seriously needs to be put away cold. Poor crack kitty! It never wanted that life. It just wants to lay in the sun and cough up hairballs. Not roam the hood jonesing for it's next high!

I'm holding on to the hope that it's not Pete in the picture, but let's be real....bitch would do it!

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss is reportedly dating Jamie Hince of The Kills. The two spent all weekend bar and party hopping for 30-hours straight, but apparently Hince is nothing like Doherty. He describes himself as a chain-smoking vegan. He apparently doesn't do drugs. BORING!

 

Just last week it was reported that Kate and Dreamboat got back together, so I doubt this Hince character will last long. First of all he looks like a muppet. He does! A slightly attractive muppet, but an evil one.  

 

He will never EVER replace Dreamboat! NEVER!

 

Back to the partying 30-hours straight thing....where the hell is her daughter! I'm sure Dreamboat is caring for her!  

 

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Hahaha! According to reports Pete Doherty witnessed Amy Wino's overdose which led to her almost dying! Minutes before Wino was rushed to the hospital, Pete hit the road! Bitch didn't want to get caught up in that mess.

 

The two apparently had dinner with her husband earlier in the night and then went back to Wino's pad for a little after dinner cocktail and by cocktail I mean a heroin/cocaine speedball.

 

A source said, “She collapsed when they went back to her flat. Pete left because he didn’t want any bad publicity. He didn’t know how to deal with it and thought she was dying. She was foaming at the mouth and fitting - Pete had never seen anything like it.”

 

The two have been rumored to have sexed it up in the past. OMG! Remember that story how Wino was trying to get knocked up? How amazing would a Wino/Doherty baby be?! She would literally pop out an 8-ball and I'm not even joking! 

 

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Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is currently working on a spin-off series called Ripper for the BBC. The new show will follow Giles as he comes out of retirement to solve mysteries in England. Joss thinks that Dreamboat Pete Doherty will be perfect for the role of a zombie.

 

He said, “Pete seemed the obvious choice, with his love of the macabre. The blood paintings and the self-styled night creature existence are perfect.

"It’s thought he’ll play an approximation of his real-life persona; the zombie remnants of a rock star and poet unable to rest and therefore haunting London. With grisly results, of course.”

 

The make-up people will have their work cut out for themselves. Pete Doherty looks worse than a damn zombie. They will have to make him over to look at least dead alive, because bitch looks straight up dead!  

 

 

 

 

 

Dreamboat Doherty has checked himself into the Cloud's House rehab facility following reports that he attacked a female photographer. Dreamboat's Aunt Cassidy apparently  persuaded him to go back to rehab and clean his life up for good. 

 

A family source said, “Pete’s decided it’s best to go into rehab. He really wants to make a go of changing his ways. So far despite our help, he has struggled to do it and that’s why he’s seeking help elsewhere.” 

Pete and his girlfriend, Irina Lazareanu, had been staying with his cousin. So, I guess those Kate Moss rumors were just that. Dreamboat is due back in court to most likely get off again on September 4th.

 

We need to open up our own rehab facility. These shacks charge a shit load to basically take these hos on walks, make them a Lean Cuisine, talk to them for a quick minute and allow them to go wherever they want. Shit, I can open up my apartment as a rehab clinic. Nobody will ever get clean, but it's not like they do anyway! 

 

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Surprisingly enough Dreamboat Doherty was not arrested last night! But...police are investigating a possible assault by Pete on a female photographer named Cath Mead. Cath claims Pete busted her camera and left her bruised and battered with some of her hair missing. The alleged incident took place outside one of Pete's friend's houses in Somerset a couple of days ago. It has been claimed that Cath was trying to get a picture of Irina, the chick that Pete is apparently dating even though there are reports that he's back with Kate Moss. I know, confusing.

 

Cath claims after she took the picture, Dreamboat chased her ass down the street! Police are investigating the matter. Well, once they find out Dreamboat is involved they will let him go! Pete is a friend to all!

 

He was probably just trying to get a piece of her hair for an upcoming drug test. That photographer better dip her ass in acid now to prevent infection.

 

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