Nicole Kidman

Andrew Morton's tell-all on Tom Cruise is the gift that keeps on giving. Why read it? All the juicy shit will eventually make its way to the internet. Andrew's latest allegation sounds like a storyline on "Footballers Wives." He claims that when Nicole Kidman miscarried Tommy Girl's baby she kept the placenta to prove it was his.

A source told Morton, "They did try to start a family [but] she sadly had a miscarriage. And because of all the questions over the father, she ordered that some of the placenta be saved in order to prove paternity — the fact that Tom Cruise was the father."

It's probably in Tommy Girl's freezer next to the freezer bag labeled "Big Daddy Hubbard's Jizz." Actually, Tom ate it. Look at those chompers!

Either that or Scientology's scientists are trying to make a Nicole Kidman clone. I wouldn't doubt it. If Katie Holmes' next baby is a curly-haired redhead with a botoxed forehead, I'm heading for Venus.

Source: Entertainmentwise

Are my eyes deceiving me? Do I actually see two, small lines on Nicole Kidman's forehead? Is she actually laying off the botox for baby? I thought she was going to hire some Scientists to come up with some baby-safe botox. Wow, I'm impressed. Her face will be on the ground by March.

Here's Nicky and Keith Urban at the Australian Open. I think Keith should support his lady by laying off the Sun-In during her pregnancy.

Nicole Kidman's spokeswhore has confirmed that she's carrying. She said Nicole and Keith Urban are "thrilled." How her spokeswhore figured that out is beyond me. Nicole only has one expression. It's not her fault...it's the botox.

Nicole previously denied she was knocked up, but when she suddenly dropped out of her new film "The Reader" it became apparent she was with child.

I hope she has a boy. Suri Cruise needs a boyfriend. Can you imagine?! Congrats to the Ice Queen and the Frosty-Headed Prince!

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Thanks Missanonymous

Nicole Kidman has dropped out from of her new movie "The Reader." Nicole was due to shoot the movie with Ralph FineASS later this month. Sources say Nicole quit to protect her unborn baby. Nicole has denied that she's knocked up with Keith Urban's baby.

A source said, “[She] is so concerned about the welfare of her unborn child that she’s taking a break from her film career and has dropped out of the film. Of course, everyone knows she’s pregnant and lying about it.”

Nicole is a workaholic, so she's totally knocked up. There's no way she's just going to drop out of a movie for no reason. She'll star in almost any movie. Nicole's getting up in there in age and she's had problems in the baby department in the past, so she's pulling a JLo and will deny, deny, deny.

The Botox industry better find a way for Nicole to get her kicks while she's knocked up or they are royally fucked. Nicole's like their #1 customer.

Source - Image: Mr. Paparazzi

Suri Cruise was conceived using the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard! Many fanatical Scientologists believe this. Morton compares it to Rosemary's Baby "in which an unsuspecting young woman is impregnated with the Devil's child". Suri is the Alien Queen!

 

Tommy Girl is the #2 Scientology member in the world!

 

Tommy Girl has an extremely close relationship with Scientology leader, David Miscavige, and David even came to his honeymoon with Katie Holmes. GAY LOVERS!

 

When Tommy was falling in love with Nicole Kidman he told David he wanted to run through a field full of wild flowers with her. So David had his Scientology goons plant a field near Tommy's home. He didn't like it the first time, so he made them do it again. EXTRA GAY!

 

Nicole Kidman has kept her mouth shut, because she's afraid her audit tape will be leaked. When you join Scientology they "audit" your ass and tape all your confessions. It's mostly about your sex past and Nicole doesn't want that getting out. LESBIAN!

 

When Tommy was dating Penny Cruz, her father was afraid of the cult known as Scientology, so he emailed an organization that helps dealing with cults.

 

Tommy's next mission is to recruit David Beckham.