Miguel

And today's Dumb Bitch of the Day award goes to Miguel for kicking a girl in the head and nearly decapitating another girl at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas tonight. It's a good thing those girls didn't die (I think), because there's nothing worse than dying at the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas by the legs of a cockatoo named Miguel. It's not even the Grammys! And he's not even Prince! Sure, I'd like a face full of Miguel crotch but not if it means I'm going to get my head cut off.

These girls are totally calling Gloria Allred right now and they're going to sue the Cockatoo hair right off of Miguel's head. And if you need to see the video of this attempted murder, here you go:

You dumb, stupid shit, Miguel! Hugging that blond woman is not going to be those girls' heads back on their bodies.

....And sexing herself up in a barn with chandeliers (????) in it.

Mimi and a cockatoo with a wave perm named Miguel released the video for their song #Beautiful (yes, the hashtag is part of the damn title) tonight and it's classic Mimi. Mimi swats away flies while dry fapping on a bike and then she strip dances for Miguel in a fancy barn. When Mimi strip dances, she looks like a drunken calf trying to walk for the first time. The entire video kind of looks like a commercial for Crystal Light's new line of mixes with ecstasy in them. Oh, Mimi, never stop acting like the horny butterfly you are.

Above is Jennifer Love Hewitt popping the Vajazzle gems off of her crotch while singing "I'm A Woman" in a promo for the new season of The Client List. Below is singer Miguel putting an imaginary condom on his imaginary 12" dick before hitting an imaginary trick from the back in front of a bunch of people who are probably wondering what in "mime act gone wrong" hell are they watching.

If you only had to watch one, let me help you by asking you a question. Would you rather watch Jennifer Love Hewitt try to retrain herself from tackling one of the back-up dancers and forcing him to propose to her or would you rather watch Miguel prove that some bottoms just shouldn't try to top.

I say go with Miguel, but you know it is missing something. I am really disappointed that Miguel didn't pull out his imaginary foot long, rip the imaginary condom off and then fap out an imaginary cum shot on the imaginary ass cheeks of his imaginary trick. Bitch needs to commit or keep his imaginary dick in his pants.

via Too Fab & ONTD