Here's Poseidon's stoner son and 600orwhatever-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps at a Speedo party in London tonight with the piece he's doing the frontstroke with on a full-time basis. For the past 5 months, Michael has been dating Los Angeles-based "aspiring model" (aka cocktail waitress who has a diploma from John Robert Powers) Megan Rossee. 25-year-old Megan is in London with Michael and she's been tweeting all about it all week. Both Hollyscoop and E! say that Megan and Michael started bumping nipples earlier this year, but shit got really real right before the Olympics started. Megan wants to be a model, but she pays her bills by serving cocktails at Blok in Hollywood. Megan's friends say that Michael wants her to quit her job so they can travel the world together on his dime, but Michael's friends say that Megan is nothing but a wallet-humping, fame-hungry, heartbreaking trick. One source type close to Michael said this to Radar:
“Michael is like a puppy dog around Megan – he’s completely in love with her. However, like any young girl hoping to make it in Hollywood, she’s ambitious and knows that by associating herself with Michael she will get a lot of press herself. She’s desperate for her own fame – her career has been a slow-burner but this will certainly accelerate it.
Megan supplements the little money she makes through modeling by working as a cocktail waitress at Blok nightclub – but neither she nor Michael want her doing that forever. Now that people know who she is, Megan is hoping that she will get more offers for photoshoots and her modeling and acting career will finally take off,” the source revealed. He took her to the Olympics at a time when he was trying to become the most decorated Olympian of all time – that’s how much she means to him,” an insider divulged.
Michael adores everything about Megan, she’s athletic, makes him laugh and she’s obviously drop dead gorgeous. But what happens when the buzz of the Olympics dies down and life goes back to normal? Will she want to date a retired swimmer?”
Will she want to date a retired swimmer? What the hell kind of GD question is that? We'd all date a retired swimmer if every time we licked his ass a $100 bill fell out. But seriously, don't you just hate friends. Friends always have to be assholes and get in the way of true love, and by true love I mean letting a gold digger do her life's work. If this Megan ho is a certified gold digger and sucks on Michael Phelp's Timmy the Tooth-looking face with the lights on, then I say give her all the gold medals, because bitch paid her dues. Besides if she is a gold digger, Debbie Phelps will sniff her out and put Megan out in the dumpster with last season's Chico blazers. Debbie don't play.