So the speculation is true. Despite a denial an few hours ago that all was sunshine and rainbows and nobody was getting served walking papers, TMZ now says that
cromagnon Russell Brand filed for divorce from Crayola titties Katy Perry today in LA, citing "irreconcilable differences". Well they're both pretty irreconcialably um, "different" so this is not much of a shock.
I hate to go on a right to gay marriage rant (no I don't) but they were married in October of last year. Sinead and her hubby called it quits after just a couple of weeks. The divine Liz Taylor was married eight times. So what the fuck is this "sanctity" people scream about? People promise to stay together until death, but then won't even honor the promise by hiring a hit-man. Lazy. Seriously, shit like this right here makes me wonder why the gays aren't allowed to break contracts left and right like us straights.
That's why I just live in sin, sleeping with anyone with a six pack and a couple of joints. It's so much easier to just sneak out a window half dressed in the middle of the night than show up in court and divide my shit up. And yes, I do feel the burning shame of giving Russell and Katy so much time in the precious Dlisted spotlight. Or is that the burn in my no-no region from my last drunk hook-up? Whatever, it hurts.
So Hef teared in his shaken-not-stirred verrry dirty martini for a whole week and a half, straightened up his silk jammies, and got another trick to ride his Viagramobile. Bitch boom bye Crystal, it was nice knowing you. Okay, not really.
TMZ says the new toddler in Hef's playpen is Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund. What a refreshing departure from his usual bleach blond bimbo with huge fake tittays lineup! And she's an older woman, 24 days older than Crystal-what-was-her-name. Bravo on growing up, Hef!!
Speaking of side pieces, thanks so much for all the love today. MK makes this shit look as easy as me on a Saturday night but it's not!! I didn't expect so much support. You are the loving jock strap to our limp noodles, and thank you for putting up with this sub-par shit for a week. XOXOXO
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Just a few days ago, MK Olsen, had dyed her hair platinum to scare off as many young children as she could. Well, yesterday she shopped on Melrose with a darker and more orange shade. She still looks like the same sad, troll doll...but with different hair. She's even wearing her skull scarf in a different shade. Ugh, she really needs a cookie. HO! You are rich and skinny, what more do you want? She probably just wants to be held by a beautiful, pink, unicorn friend. Don't we all?
Kate Hudson said she wasn't cutting Ryder's hair, because of some Jewish thing or whatever. Tradition, if you will. Anyway, she gave Ryder a little trim and debuted his new look at the airport. Much better I say.
Riddle me this, is it weird for a 3-year-old to still be on a pacifier? I'm the wrong person to ask, because I'm still on a pacifier. Except they've taken different shapes and sizes and colors...well you get it.
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