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Penstone Kilembe was the child expert from Malawi assigned to review Madonna's adoption of David Banda. The Daily Mail reports that he has now been banned from reviewing the case, because the Child Welfare Board feels that he's become too close to Madonna after she paid for his plane ticket from Africa to London.

 

The Minister told the Malawi News, "We have already contacted Madonna that someone else and not Kilembe will come to assess her, because we feel Mr Kilembe personalised the whole issue when other people can go." 

 

Penstone said that this decision may result in David being sent back to his village in Africa.

 

He said, "What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village."

 

Penstone's testimony at the final hearing for Madonna and David Banda was going to be crucial to the case. The Minister feels that with Madonna funding Penstone's trip it looks like she's trying to "buy" a favorable review.

 

Lame. Just let the kid stay with her. I'm sure sitting in a multi-million dollar London mansion is much more comfortable than sitting on a mat in the middle of the African desert with mosquitos buzzing around your ass.

 

Madonna is a dumbass for paying for the dude's ticket in the first place. It does look like she's buying his ass, but at this point who cares. Why is it that adopting a kid is so damn hard? Just ask the damn kid! 

 

 

 

 

Madonna's lawyers are trying to keep away sexy pictures and letters from an old boyfriend from being made public. The private pictures from the 1990s were taken by her boyfriend at the time James Albright. The pics are said to be explicit.

 

Madge's lawyers are afraid the images will affect her "stick up her ass" persona. No, they are afraid it will affect her adoption of David Banda. The head of the Malawi child welfare service is about to spend a week with Madonna and David in London and she doesn't want those pictures in the papers.

 

The pictures and letters are being shopped around for a price tag of around $200,000.

 

Unless the pictures of Madonna having an orgy with farm animals, it's not anything we haven't seen before! I mean there's pictures of her straddling a dog naked!

 

Ooooh, she used to be so much fun.

 

 

 

 

Madonna is looking to produce a film about her ex-boyfriend and NYC mobster, Chris Paciello. She dated him for 2 years in the early 90s, but it ended when Chris went to jail for murder. He was recently released and Madge has apparently had a few meetings with him about possibly making a film about his gangster life.

 

Sources that Guy Ritchie wants nothing to do with the project even though he knows a thing or two about gangsters and film.  

 

I've always said that Madge needs to focus on being behind the scenes. She's a smart bitch and can probably produce a good movie or two as long as she stays behind the camera.

 

Above is Madge looking mighty drunk after a night with her husband. It's nice to see homegirl let loose a little bit.  

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

Earlier this month Morrissey made some negative comments about Madonna while performing at a PETA benefit in Norfolk, VA. He said, “I wouldn’t be surprised if she made that African boy she adopted into and a coat and wore him for 15 minutes, then threw it away."

 

Oh shit that's funny. Unfortunately, Madonna didn't see the humor in it. Her rep responded today with, “In an attempt to trash Madonna, he revealed himself. What kind of a person could even call up such imagery and words?”

 

Don't look at ME! Ok...yes I would say that. What kind of person does that make me? A Morrissey person! Hooray. I think he was just being a bitchy queen and made a joke. Madge knows what bitchy queens are like and she should take it with a grain of salt. 

 

Wait has anyone seen David??? Maybe she did turn him into a coat!

 

Source: Us Weekly

 

 

 

The HBIC of Malawi's child welfare services will travel to London next month to give their final assessment on Madonna's adoption of young David Banda. The HBIC will move into their mansion for 5-days.

 

He said, "I will meet the social services agency in their area. I want to watch what family life is like. I just want to make sure the child is happy and with a good family. I have met both Madonna and Guy Ritchie and they seem like nice people."

 

5-day stay? That's all just for show I'm sure. He's probably there to pick up the final check in person!

 

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It was rumored that Madonna once had a rule to never make eye contact with her unless she makes eye contact with you. It was a queer rule, because how are you to know she's looking at you if you can't look at her! Well, looks like she got past that, but now she's developed a new rule.

 

At Saturday's Live Earth London her slaves were instructed to tell all reporters that they must maintain contact with her at all times during the interview. All questions had to be memorized and you couldn't even glance down to look at your notes or the interview would be over.

 

A source said, "It's intimidating enough interviewing Madonna, because she's so intense, but when we were given these weird orders it was even worse.

"We thought her people were just joking. But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious."

They were also told to never ask about Guy Ritchie, Kabbalah or her children.

What is with all these stupid rules? You can't ask them anything anymore more, you can't look at them, not you have to only look at them. Soon they are going to give you the questions to ask them. I would've asked her ass why the road to Terabithia is all over her hands.

Above is Madge's wax figure. Yeah, what a joke.

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Thanks Chic 

 

 

Madonna closed Live Earth London on Saturday following reports that she isn't as green as she seems. Ya see, Madge has a boat load of cash invested in several companies that stand for everything Live Earth is against. Madge is vowing to change her un-green ways.

 

Her spokeswhore said, "Madonna's agreement to sing at the Live Earth event is merely one of the first steps in her commitment to being environmentally responsible. She is educating herself and her family and has begun to make changes around her that reflect her awareness and concern for the future of the planet."

 

That's the thing that bothered me about Live Earth. Most of the people that performed aren't that green! I mean Kanye West? I bet that bitch drives a major gas guzzler. The Pussycat Dolls? Half of those sluts are probably made of unnatural materials. And of course Madge. She probably thought "going green" had something to do with making more money. Which homegirl is all about!

 

Here's Madge at LE bumping and grinding with a bunch of kids.

 

Click here to see her full-performance.  That "Hey You" song is like the worse song ever written by anyone.

 

 

 

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I'm not Madonna's biggest fan or anything and I'm usually the first to call her out, but this is just ridic. Madge will headline Live Earth London this Saturday and she's come under fire, because she's not as green as she seems.

 

Fox News reports that "Green" means money to Madge. She has come under fire for being an investor in companies that are creating the destruction that Live Earth is trying to raise awareness about.

 

They report:

 

It's a cruel irony that Madonna's Ray of Light Foundation owns blocks of shares in companies that folks like Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio would like to see punished and rehabilitated for their attitudes toward global warming, climate control and basic pollution.

 

The companies include Alcoa, Ingersoll Rand, Weyerhaeuser, and several others associated with oil exploration, digging, and refining including British Petroleum, Schlumberger (a chief competitor of Halliburton), Devon Energy, Peabody Energy, Emerson Electric, Kimberly Clark and Weatherford International.

 

Madonna's Ray of Light Foundation has stock in each of these companies. Her last published tax statement claims $4.2 million in corporate stock, and only $620,000 in donations to other charities including her pet project: the Kabbalah Center.

Madonna even has 175,000 shares of Ford Motor Company, which in 2005 — the last year for which Ray of Light Foundation's tax form is available — had only one hybrid SUV in its fleet. Even now, but certainly then, Ford was/is not known as a green company. The only obvious thing Ford and Madonna have in common is Detroit — although it could be argued that only Ford has retained its Midwest accent.

It's a long ass article, so visit Fox News to read the rest. I mean how is this woman to know every single detail of her life? I guess she could tell her money bitches to only invest in "green companies." I mean Madonna isn't the greenest of celebrities, but cut her some slack. The only thing I do know is that her hand scares the shit out of me!!!!

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Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Madonna, Penelope Cruz, Janet Jackson and Shakira all partied together at Butter in NYC last night. Oh to be a fly on the wall.

 

Madonna probably talked about Africa and herself, Penelope and Shakira probably made out, Janet Jackson probably didn't talk, Ashton probably spent his time gabbing on his celly to Rumer Willis and Demi Moore sat there looking hot.

 

 

 

 

Madonna, Justin Timberlake and Guy Ritchie met up again last night in London for dinner. Madge and JT are said to be working on a track together. What the hell is she wearing? Is Bai Ling her stylist now?!