Maddox

 

I found my sunglasses for Fall and I'm not even joking. Angelina Jolie took Pax, Maddox and Zahara out for some afternoon fun in NYC's Central Park. Once again Shiloh was MIA. I'm telling you she's having work done! It takes at least 6 weeks before you can go out in public without people noticing your scars!

 

Angie and Brad Pitt are expected to host a charity benefit in the Hamptons tonight.  

 

As usual Maddox looks like a bad ass, Pax looks cute and bewildered, Zahara looks like she doesn't give an eff and Angie looks like she could use 4 or 5 corn dogs. AT LEAST. She also always dresses like a secretary on her lunch break. 

 

 

 

 

 

I've made that mistake too many times. Eating a hot dog from a NYC vending cart. Whole afternoons have been lost from that mistake. A rumble in the jungle if you will.

 

Anyway, Maddox and his bitches created utter chaos at Lee's Art Shop in NYC this afternoon. Crazy mob!

 

Shiloh was nowhere in sight. She was probably at Saks Fifth Avenue's new shoe floor .  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is the world ending?! This is the second time in just a week that Brangelina's clan have been seen together. They all went boating today in Chicago, but didn't last long due to the rain and all that crap.

 

Maddox seems to be loving the cameras. He's gotten the bite and it's not letting go. I can't wait until he gets older, because you know he's going to sing like a bird. He's a star.

 

I'm also kind of sad Angelina didn't put her miracle skills to the test by walking on water.

 

 

 

 

 

Maddox showed off a new 'do and a fake tattoo while leaving Borders with his mom today in Chicago. Maddox is the hotness and the HBIC!

 

He works that sidewalk like it was a runway in a Paris fashion show.

 

 

 

 

 

They are actually all together. The Royal Family of the World visited the Field Museum in Chicago yesterday. They are in town while Angelina films "Wanted."

 

It's weird seeing them all together. They are all pretty cute, but Suri is still my favorite. I have a thing for inanimate objects (i.e. Phoebe Price, CoCo and Pete Doherty.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie was spotted with Maddox heading into an L.A. studio to complete voice work on that Beowulf crap last week. Maddox didn't look happy and Angelina picked him up mid-walk. I'm with you Mad. I can't believe she expects your royal ass to walk. I also can't believe her twig arms didn't break into a million pieces when she picked him up.

 

In other Angelina news! She told Total Film Magazine that she is still with Brad Pitt and they are still sexy with each other and all that. 

 

"Our kids are going to find that funny when they’re older because they think we’re the dorkiest people on the planet."

 

She also said that the only time they fight is about politics, but she didn't talk about the rumor that she poured wine on his ass after a fight about politics.

 

“We actually argue politics at home. It is the only time we argue.”

 

 

 

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Looks like Maddox got his bitches back in check. He's way too hot to touch the sidewalk. Especially NYC sidewalk. Maddox made his pretty pony take him for a little spin to Mars 2112 where he also made his pony give him quarters to play games. I like his pony.

 

Maddox is no joke.

 

 

 

 

 

It was boy's day out in France last week. Angelina Jolie and her creepy bodyguard took Pax and Maddox to Marineland for a day of feeding of the whales. 

 

That bodyguard really creeps me out. He's nast. The family will no doubt have a special day planned today for Shiloh's first birthday. The Messiah is one!! 

 

 

Source: JJB 

 

 

Two Polish photographers were questioned by police in Prague today for taking pictures of the Brangelina children while they were inside their home. The paparazzi have been all over the couple forcing them to beef up their security and obtain police help.

 

Maddox and Zahara don't seem to mind.  They were all smiles today. He's used to it. Something tells me Pax Thien is still adjusting. Pax was photographed outside of the US Ambassador's home in Prague.

 

Maddox is a rock star. 

 

 

Zahara Photo: ICYDK

 

 

 

 

Brad Pitt is playing wifey in Prague while Angelina Jolie films "Wanted." He admitted that he's missing New Orleans where his family have recently called home. He said that he's also allowed to live a more normal life there and since being in Prague they've been bombarded with photographers.

 

He said, "It has an energy like no other place. You guys shouldn't change a thing. I've got to get me some of it. I absolutely love it there. We moved our family there. We've got a place there and we're intermittently going back and forth. We're in Prague now because of work. We'll be back there soon." 

 

 

Brad is also currently working on a housing project in the Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans. 

 

Brad was seen here with Maddox taking him to school this morning. BOOOORING! I think I'm officially over their asses. For a moment there I was all caught in Brangelina madness, but now it's just them taking their kids to school and talking about boring things. They are also losing the hotness more and more everyday. I'd still let Brad push the button, but I probably wouldn't shoot as far as I would have with "Legends of the Fall" Brad.

 

 

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